hale leo

tweet from @heelbitee: “accidentally became important at work n it’s ruining my life”

straights and canals

"lean wit it, rock wit it" is canonically a lullaby

Fuck all of these 3.5 stars is movies. If you’re going to make a bad movie, make it as bad as Ultraviolet or don’t make it.

We're all adults here at this casino, we can call it a shits table

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

Jessica Fletcher giving an Ewok a piggyback ride.

Yub Nub, She Wrote

A woman thinks, "hmm". Text reads: "perfect woman contemplates self-destruction".

Don't do it girl

Key art for "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" on Dropout shows its title along with its three principal puppet characters in picture frames.

one of my all-time favorite weird and wonderful shows - DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED - is now on dropout!

full web series now; TV series (which less people have seen) over the course of the next few months. big thanks to blink industries, becky, and joe for their faith in us.

Steam message board thread "make local coop to play with wife"

make local coop to play with wife

Being autistic and trying to psych myself up for literally anything I need to do like:

BREAKING: recently murdered guy did something dope as hell a couple weeks prior

This guy seriously put out a campaign video that's like:

They are no longer going ahead with the new Garfield movie because Garfield creator Jim Davis has escaped from prison in Indiana and is on another killing spree

No I'm not autistic, I'm just listing minor Sopranos characters to calm down like any normal person does, I assume.

Daniel Plainview voice:

Cum
As you cum
With your cum
As I want you to cum

your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. your gold and silver are corroded. their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. james 5:4 bob and larry from veggietales

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Grey-haired clerk seated at desk getting his ass absolutely handed to him by Hailee Steinfeld's character, who is glimpsed from the back seated opposite him.

Matt Damon's pompous Texas Ranger getting cut right down to size by Mattie Ross

Jeff Bridges as Rooster Cogburn getting fully rinsed by Mattie Ross.

Barry Pepper as Lucky Ned Pepper (lol only realizing as I type this the surname connection) somewhat amused at getting wrecked by Mattie Ross.

One of the great pleasures of True Grit is the faces everyone makes as they realize nobody has ever verbally destroyed them before like 14-year old Mattie Ross.

I'm like a grizzled old knight covered in scars who shows up for one scene in an episode of Game of Thrones to talk about how battle breaks the body down over time, but for repetitive stress injuries incurred during lesbian sex.

I was so mad this find at the Eco Thrift didn’t fit me

"Focus on the Family" try focusing on being dead you dead bitch

DALE COOPER: [runs down the stairs too fast because he really needs to pee and trips and rolls to the bottom while pissing his pants]

WINDOM EARLE: [500 miles away] (smiling) Knight takes Rook... Check.

(watching someone fish, which I don't know how to do) why are you gatekeeping fishing from me? why are you gatekeeping eating a delicious fish? (starting to cry) why are you dd oing this to mme

at da mechanic they said my shits all fucked up and hell of stupid

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen