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Most people look strange in various ways that they don't recognize. Myself included

I'm big on the quad click but I never use green. Feels like he's just along for the ride

I wish I could get paid to walk around all day

Nothing like the great American past time of shooting empty cans with a 22

I'm generally against most things

Studying for the Japanese language test and learning how to talk about my companies Human Resources department should I encounter harassment

The tsa guy pulled me off to the side of airport security and made me feel loved

Top 3 glizzy gobbler in the game

My brother in law has eaten 644 hot dogs this year

"You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?" is the "what's the deal with airplane food?" of 30 somethings with forearm tattoos and college degrees in fields they don't work in

Finally passed on my 4th try. Took nearly a year from start of application to license in hand

Crazy how you can ignore grammar a good bit in poetry. Toss a few words and phrases in places where only a stroke survivor would otherwise

What're you gonna do with him?

Not everyone is lucky enough to have such loving parents :,(

Happy to have seen this story to its conclusion

Tried some 0.5 nicotine cigarettes once and honestly I'd feel fine giving em to elementary schoolers

Ever since I was young I've always dreamt of taking 3-5 non fda approved supplements a day

Patiently waiting in my parking spot for my engine to warm up like a responsible 25 year old truck owner

Winter. But only if you have love in your heart

This is how it feels

That's okay yotsuba ( ◠‿◠ )

I know most people by their pfp so when someone changes it I get confused and angry at my phone for showing me strangers

Ants are like bees but more humble and homely. Prime servants of God, really

Scientists are at odds arguing whether there's a hypothetical limit to how big a cabbage can get. This picture may just change some perspectives

At the end of the day I've never been able to make sense of a situation and I know that one day I'm going to lose everything that I ever had

The coaches straight up are just regular dudes. One is a fisherman. They're even a little bigger, but they can put me on the ground so fast

You can really get a glance into someone's self image by looking at the dnd characters they make

Been doing judo for a bit now and most of what I've gotten out of it is my body constantly hurting and the fear that anyone on the street can secretly beat the shit out of me

Memorizing all the eye spy answers and pointing them out immediately during one on one time with my esl 2nd grader. After 7 pages of straight Ls he started crying, begging me to let him have a turn but I told him it's an effort thing

Man, I was so focused on that deer that I couldn't tell you whether I was chasing it through a mountain or a plain