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Thank you… I’m ok. How are things with you? x

Hey x

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I saved you all a spot in the hand basket. Come on, it's time to go.

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If food and liquor is making you fat, means you're not getting enough good sex.

I like people with no filter because then I know what kind of crazy I'm vibing with.

A relationship where you can both act like complete idiots together and still be romantic is probably the best thing ever.

The mental hospital cafeteria serves unbalanced meals.

I get it, Bluesky search links, I don't want to work either.

i’m a simple girl really, i just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee and read books. i also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

I don't know why I have an alarm system I don't have anything worth stealing, I should leave the door open my insurance would buy me new shit.

Imagine being loved the way you love

Spread some compliments. It can make someone's day. People fucking need that.

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the world around you is only beautiful when you are at peace with the world within you

I do the fun stuff on my to do list, everything else is just filler and gets moved down the list daily until they're completely off the page.

I believe in kindness and not being a cunt.

Squeezing my wife's ass gives me the same dopamine rush as squeezing a perfectly ripened avocado.

Got told I have lovely hair today. It was my 50 year old Turkish barber Kash. But I’m taking it.

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

A picture of a sunrise with the clouds glowing pink over a frozen pond covered in snow with an old farmhouse and a barn with 2 outbuildings in the background.

Not a bad start to the day 🙂

You know you've hit rock bottom when your imaginary friends won't even play with you anymore.

be fucking real... Not perfect

Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?

*my sanity, probably

I can't turn water into wine but I can turn water into coffee.