Morbi

that's just the lore-accuracy

💭Green Grove Zone Act 1 (Genesis)

I don't need to be told to clap for a gremlin

damn, RIP.....
Greta kind of slaying though

Warner Bros. not even bothering to put a TV-MA content warning on a bloody, "fuck"-filled horror short sure feels cynically indicative of how much they care about the Cartoon Cartoon shorts they've been uploading lmao

But Why

those horrid baby noises were DONALD GLOVER??

evil third option: new regional paras/parasect but they're infected by a worm-type parasite instead

populating Dewdrop's closet

....well. I guess realistically most of those guys are also just, misogynists

I think a lot of guys make themselves miserable looking for sex mommies when they should be looking for true simp fulfillment by being a woman's minion instead

imagining a particular kind of megafreak who lives in California but is only obsessed with Disneyworld specifically

I love whenever I reject so many dogshit suggestions that youtube just gives me a blank front page because they don't know what to push on me, it feels like I've successfully bullied the algorithm

they've apparently confirmed the movie is roughly the same length as the first one, which means regardless of overall quality we are about to see some of the most whiplash-inducing pacing of all time

yeah I guess I'm pretty excited for the Super Mario Galaxy Movie that is also the Super Mario Bros. 2/USA Movie that is also the Super Mario Odyssey Movie that is also the Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island movie that is also the Super Mario Bros Wonder movie that is also-

I'm always thinking about how their alien goat god "rewarded" Crimson Acid with a goat head and everyone in their death cult society unanimously went "yeah this is sexier"

someday I promise she will return.......... (realistically probably sometime in April so I can catch up before I'm blasted by any 8.0 teasers from Fanfest lmao)

it's kind of funny that the Mineru construct amiibo is still completely MIA
I assume they're struggling to get it out of prototyping since it's an insane model to translate to figure form
almost like they should've just made an amiibo with her original body or something

companies, countries, political parties, all of these things are fictional conceptual constructs, why the fuck are we crafting the world around their comfort like they're still going to be living in it when we're all too dead to continue clapping our hands to keep Tinkerbell alive

I just wanna live in a world designed for human beings, man

huge downside of modern warfare is that it's way harder to kill your insane bloodhorny commanding officer and go "yeah a random bullet got him, really tragic"

Dolphin Bomber

Today I will remind them of her

first NC-17 monsterverse film

Godzilla and Mothra sauntering up to King Kong like "hey we saw you from across the Pacific Ocean and we like your vibe"

those movies come so close to outright going "Godzilla and Mothra are monster-married" and I'm just like "yeah sure I'll put that in my hobby het collection"

looking forward to next week when I'm sure a perfectly rational explanation for this will be revealed and then subsequently undercut in a way that's vague but possibly even worse

the way they escalate the stakes and then literally one page later go "oh no you thought we were done???"

if any agents want to go rogue we promise we won't get mad

I do like whenever I open my inbox and I get to watch as a fake email header ad tries to get my attention for a fraction of a second before being swiftly pulled behind a privacy curtain to be ripped apart by my adblocker

Ky is the final boss of wife guys and I love that for him