Kathleen

Literally every other person in my immediate family has a scar from a motorcycle accident. I have a scar from chopping up frozen milk in a paper cup with a butter knife.

Sometimes I wish I had a cool scar. All my scars are from heavy dipshittery.

Idoru - Wikipedia

I will say the whole dumb Tilly Norwood thing is making me want to reread Idoru by William Gibson

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idoru

You're telling me I can get an animatronic dino head for like $2k? Fuck me. I've learned things I can't unlearn today.

It's got me questioning why I don't have an animatronic dinosaur in my front yard for sure. I don't have an hoa. I have free will.

I IMMEDIATELY RESCIND MY PREVIOUS FAVORITE
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A house with two garages with a walkway in the middle. There is a black panther painted stretching between the two garages, making him way too long, like a dachshund panther

My new favorite horrible zillow listing

Eiffel65’s blue guy and eiffel65 in a romantic but inviting lean-in.

For a second my eyes saw them as doing that pose straight couples do in their pregnant wife photos where the husband is spooning his wife and holding the coinbag

A bluesky draft that says "Nothing feels more bitch than city"

No, I don't know what I was trying to say when I accidentally saved this draft. But I think I agree.

1. "Life Is a Magic Thing" Thomas Dolby performed by Johnny Clegg 2. "Batty Rap" Thomas Dolby performed by Robin Williams 3. "If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody (It Might As Well Be You)" Jimmy Buffet, Mike Utley - performed by tone loc 4. "Toxic Love" Thomas Dolby Performed byTim Curry 5. Raining like magic Raffi performed by Raffi 6. "Land of a Thousand Dances" Chris Kenner Performed by... Guy? 7. A dream worth keeping Jimmy Webb, alan silvestri Performed by sheena easton 8. "Some Other World" Elton John, bruce roberts performed by Elton John

The Fern Gully soundtrack is wild. Thomas Dolby, Jimmy Buffet, Elton John, and Raffi?

Miswrote the Sanrio character as "bog challenges" and well. Know what I'll be drawing when I have time.

A marker drawing by Benjamin Dewey of a little dachshund sheriff that says Tragedy # 334: people don't take sheriff puppy seriously

Funny enough, the same artist has a whole series of "small tragedy" drawings that situation would fit right into.

Every time. Every time my brain does the call and response. Maybe this will expel it.

Is your Docker daemon running? Well, you better go catch it.

You can really see that the shape of her eyes is a bit... off in this photo.

A small dachshund looks longingly at a piece of carrot in the foreground

Carrot... for dog carrot go I .dog dog very good place for carrot you cannot go wrong givingg carrot to dog

Too proud of this one not to share it

A screenshot from youraislopbores.me. The first prompt is "Do you have a favorite hot wheels car and if so what is it" and the answer is "The one with fire one it." The second prompt is asking for an image and it says "Draw me a good hot wheels car" and there is a little drawing of a car with flames on the side and flames coming out of the tailpipe and it says "voom voom"

The people demand hot wheels with flame one it.

Director Philip Ridley stated that he hand painted all the wheat yellow because he preferred the look of it.

What the fuck? Some directors must be stopped.

I always thought it was a tragedy that Cheddar Man was most likely lactose intolerant, and therefore would have been unable to fully appreciate his eponymous cheese.

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

I will say I did make a book out of plywood that was something like 5 feet tall and they liked that best of all even though it was not a good or interesting art piece so like. At least they were consistent.

A very tiny drawing of a skateboarding goblin.

My art teachers always complained I did everything too small and I clearly did not take their words to heart. He's gonna fall off my thumb if he doesn't pay attention

A japanese pull saw stuck in some siding that's being cut through. There's a messy garage behind it.

Nothing makes you feel more butch than cutting a hole in a building.

Yeah I was in the car when the backing into occurred. Luckily they parked and we talked, etc.

I've been doing well at working on projects I want to finish, so I went to go get some cookies as a little treat :)

Someone backed into my car in the parking lot :(
Very expensive little treat

A framing board with a person's fist in it

A framing board with a big ole hole in it

I'm sure that's like, fine, right? I'm sure it's fine when a structural board has a fist sized hole in it.

God I have eaten so much of this stupid rosemary. I have thrown away so much rosemary. It is too healthy and it will not stop.

Oh this rosemary always goes off pretty early. It's a fucking beast