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the return of the Kelly green jerseys has been a boon to local birds fans trying to dress up for the st pattys day parade

14.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I shouldn't have to know who The Woke Ginger is

13.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

stopped smoking as much weed, which means i'm remembering my dreams more, and it turns out they're all anxiety dreams. last night i dreamt that a neighbor told me i should really get quotes to reseal my driveway. fuck off!

13.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t doubt that *he* believes it, I doubt that this is what the technology actually does.

13.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a lot of people are sharing this, and Alex Karp is a piece of shit to be sure, but I think he’s basically talking out of his ass

13.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
13.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i cannot with the snow right now

12.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ok, I think we will get three Odd Lots episodes on this then

12.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the average american is actually just watching NFL football on their TV, maybe an awards show or two, and the rest is just short-form video on their phone

12.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The average American is watching none of these because these are absurdly low audience numbers. We are past the era of broadcast TV monoculture. Peak Friends was regularly watched by 30M+ (pop adjusted 40M today). The Seinfeld Finale pulled 76M (pop adjusted for today that's 100M+).

12.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 257 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 3

this is all well and good but im not going shopping at target still

11.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve chosen a new Joe Biden

10.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm old enough to remember when a lot of people were livid at biden for not doing this in 2023

10.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 6057 πŸ” 1388 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 27

Web 1.0 was ~20 years, Web 2.0 was 10, Web 3.0 was 2.

09.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cory Booker is sort of like Zohran Mamdani if Zohran had the politics of Bill Clinton but still wanted to make you think he was Zohran Mamdani, so you end up with big bold proposals that don’t really do anything and are stupid

09.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 921 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 2

Cory Booker is dumb

09.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering β€œdistractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power

09.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 5247 πŸ” 1284 πŸ’¬ 95 πŸ“Œ 63
6.4K followers, 818 following, 75.5K posts (that is a lot of fuckin posts)

6.4K followers, 818 following, 75.5K posts (that is a lot of fuckin posts)

the person who made the original post here has posted over 75K times lmao

03.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

27 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unit’s otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team

03.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 2465 πŸ” 299 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 7

just want to point out that the person that kicked off the discourse about bouie via signal/TCW has posted on this website almost 75,000 times, which is absolutely fucking insane

03.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

congratulations brother

03.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

President JD Vance is gonna send his kids to war in operation heckin floofer

03.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

old person pleasure: replacing a bunch of socks that are starting to wear out with some fresh pairs

02.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it'll all be worth it if my fatherless kids call me Based one day

02.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Easy way to determine whether someone is a bloodthirsty hack or not is to ask them how Ahmadinejad was a military target

01.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 929 πŸ” 189 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

details, details!

01.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Duty isn’t calling them. The world’s dumbest pedophile is.

01.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like fewer situations to monitor

28.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 163 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0