It’s my fault for letting you dictate my mood.
It’s my fault for letting you dictate my mood.
Is the line long because the food is good and it takes time? Or is it long because you don’t know how to order?
The people holding on are becoming self aware.
Drink Guinness
Punch Nazi’s
When someone asks me to describe the internet.
Burger phone people disagree.
Can I get a refund on the attack drone insurance coverage I purchased yesterday?
Creating a “Taps” auto play button on my phone so I’m ready for the daily news.
They clearly found a Krusty Krab Pizza.
Your stupidity is costing us everything.
If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz
11 minutes into the workday and yep! You can go fuck yourself.
Your stupidity is costing us everything.
Threeve
Not really breaking any news here.
Out for the season or will he be back for the holiday flu?
You’re a Bot Charlie Brown.
The You Wouldn't Download A Car meme reading: You Wouldn't Fuhgedd A Boudit
yo, I'm walkin' here
Imagine being upset about a useless podcasters death and not the US service members deaths that could have been prevented.
Political parties are not sports teams. Stop treating them as such.
Every day that ends in y is a great day to do so.
My posts can beat up your posts.
Hour back
Hour back
Hour back
Chili’s hour back ribs
Spring forward into oncoming traffic.
Sure kids are cool but have you ever cracked a Guinness and played Pokémon on a Saturday night after going out?
One day
Beat me to the punch.
How else are we supposed to let people know?
So jealous
I'm from the Midwest so my O face it's just me saying Ope!