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Like an everything bagel, I’m only here for those with taste.

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Latest posts by Bagel Dust @bageldust

It’s my fault for letting you dictate my mood.

14.03.2026 17:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is the line long because the food is good and it takes time? Or is it long because you don’t know how to order?

14.03.2026 17:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The people holding on are becoming self aware.

14.03.2026 10:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Drink Guinness
Punch Nazi’s

14.03.2026 01:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When someone asks me to describe the internet.

13.03.2026 01:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Burger phone people disagree.

13.03.2026 01:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can I get a refund on the attack drone insurance coverage I purchased yesterday?

13.03.2026 01:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Creating a “Taps” auto play button on my phone so I’m ready for the daily news.

13.03.2026 01:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They clearly found a Krusty Krab Pizza.

13.03.2026 01:09 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Your stupidity is costing us everything.

12.03.2026 14:10 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz

12.03.2026 12:25 👍 5696 🔁 1138 💬 208 📌 244

11 minutes into the workday and yep! You can go fuck yourself.

12.03.2026 15:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your stupidity is costing us everything.

12.03.2026 14:10 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Threeve

12.03.2026 05:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Not really breaking any news here.

11.03.2026 01:39 👍 27347 🔁 5968 💬 1248 📌 443

Out for the season or will he be back for the holiday flu?

10.03.2026 23:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re a Bot Charlie Brown.

09.03.2026 18:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The You Wouldn't Download A Car meme reading:

You Wouldn't Fuhgedd A Boudit

The You Wouldn't Download A Car meme reading: You Wouldn't Fuhgedd A Boudit

yo, I'm walkin' here

09.03.2026 18:45 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Imagine being upset about a useless podcasters death and not the US service members deaths that could have been prevented.

09.03.2026 05:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Political parties are not sports teams. Stop treating them as such.

08.03.2026 20:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every day that ends in y is a great day to do so.

08.03.2026 20:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My posts can beat up your posts.

08.03.2026 20:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hour back
Hour back
Hour back
Chili’s hour back ribs

08.03.2026 19:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Spring forward into oncoming traffic.

08.03.2026 04:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sure kids are cool but have you ever cracked a Guinness and played Pokémon on a Saturday night after going out?

08.03.2026 04:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One day

08.03.2026 00:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beat me to the punch.

08.03.2026 00:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How else are we supposed to let people know?

08.03.2026 00:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So jealous

08.03.2026 00:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm from the Midwest so my O face it's just me saying Ope!

08.03.2026 00:01 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0