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@elijahplovejoy

Retired from US Cts - 30 yrs as crim defense investigator, 6 as writ clerk (think habeas petitions... but by the 100s). So, 36 yrs on Team Due Process. Now on Team Fuck You / Make Me.

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Fuck banks. Credit unions are a better way to go, anyway.

12.03.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing

12.03.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Have you heard of Citizens Bank? No? Well Citizens Bank happens to finance ICE detention centers through CoreCivic & Geo Group.

Citizens Bank might need to learn the lesson that the public taught Target! Surely mass closing of bank accounts isn’t good for a bank

12.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 750 πŸ” 454 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 25
photo:  Sir Sean Connery

photo: Sir Sean Connery

photo:  Homeland Security Boy Thomas Fugate

photo: Homeland Security Boy Thomas Fugate

I'm shaken, not stirred.

12.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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This is a leaked video of Bibi in which he implicitly admits that Israel knows how to maintain its occupation of the US.
I am of Semitic descent on both sides. I hope Sen. Bernie is the next prez bc he is capable of liberating the US from the Israeli occupation without being accused of anti-Semitism

22.02.2026 10:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I hope they do it tomorrow

12.03.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Two months after RΓ©nee Good’s death, her loved ones in Colorado grapple with loss Classmates and mentors remember Good as a creative force who moved everyone around her.

I really wanted to know more about Renee Good, killed by ICE in January. Fortunately, my editor allowed me to take some time to do a deep dive into who she was before she died. Read and listen to what I found out about her from her Colorado tribe here: www.cpr.org/2026/03/11/r...

11.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 531 πŸ” 219 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 12

Almost. And too many Democrats.

12.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Rubio has some big shoes to fill.

11.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 1059 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 7
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UPDATE: Trump's cabinet officially becomes a cabal of cowardly clowns. A photo resurfaced of Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes the day after a story broke that Trump is "scaring" his staff into wearing his favorite footwear. We wish we were making this up.

open.substack.com/pub/defiance...

11.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God damn. We can't keep waiting this long between protests.

11.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Putin. Owns. Trump.

Period. That's the post.

11.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was just thinking the same. Except a little more, rather than a lot more. (A lot more would be even better.)

11.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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LANDERS: Why did the FBI seize election records in AZ?

TRUMP: They probably thought the election was rigged

LANDERS: It wasn't though

TRUMP: Oh really? How do you know?

LANDERS: Your own AG said it

TRUMP: If you say it wasn't rigged, you're a rotten reporter

LANDERS: Where's the evidence?

11.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 8115 πŸ” 2379 πŸ’¬ 731 πŸ“Œ 310
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NIH director launches "Scientific Freedom" lectures with non-scientist First speaker minimizes climate change, COVID risksβ€”and is a lab leak proponent.

If you’re wondering why I’m ranting today about what scientific freedom is and is not, here is why.

Jay Bhattacharya is a fool who cannot stand that he wasβ€”and continues to beβ€”called out by legitimate scientists for his bullshit.

11.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3
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Another hush money payment.

11.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 11501 πŸ” 4593 πŸ’¬ 302 πŸ“Œ 175
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Epstein Adviser Reveals Settlement With Woman Who Also Accused Trump Jeffrey Epstein’s accountant Richard Kahn admitted to the settlement payment during a closed-door House deposition.

"Representative Ro Khanna told PBS News Hour’s Ali Rogin Wednesday that Richard Kahn, Epstein’s accountant, confirmed that the alleged sex trafficker’s estate had made a payment to a woman who accused both Epstein and Trump."

🧡

11.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Remember when Trump summoned oil executives to Mar-a-lago, asked them for a billion dollars for his campaign and promised them it'd pay off for them?

It's paying off for them now.

www.politico.com/news/2024/05...

11.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The phrase "adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort" comes to mind.

Now where have I heard that phrase?

11.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump pressed oil executives to give $1 billion for his campaign, people in industry say "This is a scandal" and "an indictment of the system" β€” but probably legal, one legal watchdog told POLITICO.

Remember when Trump summoned oil executives to Mar-a-lago, asked them for a billion dollars for his campaign and promised them it'd pay off for them?

It's paying off for them.

www.politico.com/news/2024/05...

11.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Exclusive | Trump Sons Back New Drone Company Targeting Pentagon Sales Powerus says it plans to acquire Ukrainian drone technology to sell to the U.S. military.

Trump sons are war profiteers. Just like their father.
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

10.03.2026 11:03 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 9
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Michael Flynn pushed Trump to use the military to seize voting machines in 2020 and is now tied to a draft β€œemergency” order to let Trump ban mail voting and machines nationwide. Now he’s calling sitting members of Congress β€œfraudulent,” laying the groundwork to dismiss any future loss as β€œfraud.”

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In Pulitzer Prize winning and World Press Photo of the Year winning 1968 photograph taken on the streets of Saigon, South Virtnamese police chief Nguyen Ngoc Loan executes a captured Viet Cong captain Nguyen Van Lem

In Pulitzer Prize winning and World Press Photo of the Year winning 1968 photograph taken on the streets of Saigon, South Virtnamese police chief Nguyen Ngoc Loan executes a captured Viet Cong captain Nguyen Van Lem

The govt we were trying to prop up in Vietnam weren't exactly the good guys.

(Pulitzer Prize winning photo by Eddie Adams)

11.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

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NBC’s Richard Engel: β€œThe White House meme campaign is outraging many former US military commanders… they say only someone who has never really seen combat would think it’s a joke and put out material like this.”

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I don't think that's it. I think Democratic senators find it hard to buck the Senate's old (&, in decades past, perhaps, admirable) tradition of comity and good will toward fellow senators irrespective party and policy positions.

11.03.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. It has also been evident in Zuckerberg's grandiose belief that he could envision the wider social and political (incl geopolitical) ramifications of different decisions he made along the way. See also Sam Altman.

11.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure it'll be fine.

11.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Whistleblower claims ex-DOGE member says he took Social Security data to new job The Social Security inspector general’s office is investigating allegations that the former DOGE engineer took sensitive data on a thumb drive in a major potential security breach, said people familia...

Exclusive: The Social Security Administration’s internal watchdog is investigating allegations that a former DOGE engineer took sensitive data on a thumb drive and offered it to his current employer.

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