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Congrats, Arden!
The six genders
Ah, the joys of flying in America.
Delay, delay, delay, switch connection, delay, catch flight, delay, delay, flight diverted, switch flight to the morning, wait in line at airport hotel. Sleep?
Sounds like a case for Mulder and Scully.
I can’t download my boarding pass on the Delta app (and my flight is delayed) and my immediate instinct is to blame the government.
Republicans are afraid of fair elections.
A sign for Restrooms It reads Men’s Restroom (with an arrow pointing right) And “Shadows of Contemplation” (Presumably an exhibit)
Relatable 😀🤣
I keep ebooks on my phone for exactly that kind of thing.
They finally showed up over an hour late. With an apology, but still.
At what point do you leave a doctor’s appointment if the doctor hasn’t shown up?
I’m on an hour’s wait in the room. Considering taking a nap on the exam bed.
If you like monsters, @inkloaded.bsky.social is here for you!
It not a war unless it's from the la Guerre region, otherwise it's just sparkling major combat operations.
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
the people yearn for woke 2
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
"The rangoon, mother!"
Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
In Mario v. Trump, it’s pretty easy to know which of the two to side with.
Do we think there’s a polymarket bet that Trump pocketed all the tariff money?
A fluffy white cat reclines in a modern white lounge chair, lying on its back with its front paws resting on its belly and back legs stretched out. The cat looks relaxed and content, as if lounging like a person in the sunlight near a window.
Good, I see the council is assembled. We have mews from the outer rim to discuss.
They're really looking forward to the deaths of billions. I don't think celebrating that will get them into heaven.
Is that some kind of theramin?
Getting really flustered during battle because my sword makes a flirty little "ooh!" sound instead of a "clang" every time it hits another sword.
I am still very amused that my bard's cat familiar is named Macavity.
#DungeonsAndDragons
NANCY MACE: What is a woman? Have you learned that lesson?
WALZ: I'm the governor of Minnesota. I'm not here to be a prop for your obsession.
It not a war unless it's from the la Guerre region, otherwise it's just sparkling major combat operations.
This is what the revolution was fought over. Gift link.
www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/04/n...
This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."
The Meow Wolf Roleplaying Game has hit Kickstarter, if you’ve ever wanted to jump through portals to other worlds and fight capitalism. It’s by Exalted Funeral and looks delightful.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/exa...
I just learned that “everything plus” is beatnik slang for “better than good-looking” and that’s a perfect phrase to bring back, given how many things are plus these days.
