POKEY THE PENGUIN

YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH MR. GREEN!!!

THE SMALL CHILD SAYS TO POKEY: LET'S REMINISCE HE RESPONDS: OK THROUGHOUT THE NEXT SEVERAL SCENES, THEY GO BACK AND FORTH THUSLY!!! WHAT AN ADVENTURE!! INDEED!!! WE ARE HAVING FUN. YES. POKEY YOU ARE MAXIMUM POIGNANT!!! TRULY AND THEN POKEY DECLARES: SUDDENLY, I AM CURED OF MY VIRAL INFECTION!!! SHE RESPONDS: HOORAY!!!

SHADES OF GRAY yellow5.com/pokey

THANK YOU GAB!!!

INDEED!!

YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH MARSHY!!!

THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES POKEY AND SAYS: TODAY IN SCHOOL WE LEARNED ABOUT MOTHER NATURE AND FATHER TIME!! POKEY TELLS HER: THERE ARE MORE MEMBERS OF OUR FAMILY, LIKE COUSIN MONEY AND UNCLE SMUT! SHE ASKS: CAN WE VISIT UNCLE SMUT? HE REPLIES: GRAB SOME BOOKS! IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE PRISON SHE SAYS: OK!!! THEY HAVE A LONG CAR RIDE. HOURS LATER, SHE ASKS: WHY IS UNCLE SMUT IN PRISON? POKEY EXPLAINS: HE RAN A CROOKED AUTO DEALERSHIP!! HE HANDS HER A BROCHURE AND SAYS: HERE IS AN OLD BROCHURE SHE READS FROM IT: "YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH SMUT!" HE THEN EXPLAINS: SOME CARS HAD NO MOTORS! OTHERS HAD NO BRAKES!! SHE EXCLAIMS: OH NO! HE CONTINUES: HE ALSO SOLD US THAT LADA CONVERTED TO RUN ON WOOD GAS! SHE DELIGHTS: I LIKE FEEDING THE GASIFIER!

MOTHER NATURE AND FATHER TIME yellow5.com/pokey

HERE YOU GO!!!!

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I HAVE REACHED 300% OF MY GOAL!! THANK YOU, YOU MAY STOP NOW!!

HELP ME REACH MY GOAL!!! IT IS ONE DOLLAR ko-fi.com/pokeythe

POKEY SPEAKS TO THE LITTLE GIRL: TODAY, I AM TWENTY EIGHT YEARS OLD!! SHE REPLIES: HOORAY!! HE IS WEARING A HAT AND SAYS: TIME TO HANG UP MY HAT!! POKEY DEFTLY REMOVES THE HAT, REVEALING ANOTHER: AND PUT ON ANOTHER!! HE LEADS THE SMALL CHILD TO A WOODEN FOOTBRIDGE OVER AN ACTIVE VOLCANO AND EXPLAINS: WE JUST HAVE TO CROSS THIS WOODEN FOOTBRIDGE ACROSS AN ACTIVE VOLCANO HE THEN SAYS: AND HERE IS MY NEW RESTAURANT! SHE ASKS: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAT???? HE STATES: VOLCANO!! NEXT TO THE RESTAURANT, HE SAYS: LET'S READ A REVIEW! AND CONTINUES: "POKEY'S PRODUCINGS IS WHERE GREAT TASTE GOES TO DIE! IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF POKEY DID NOT BIRBE ME!! FIVE STARS!!!!" HE EXCLAIMS: IT WORKED!! THE SMALL CHILD REPLIES: POKEY LET'S DO MORE BRIBES!! HE ASSENTS: YES

POKEY IS TWENTY EIGHT YEARS OLD yellow5.com/pokey

HOORAY!!!

THANK YOU!!! I SHALL

THERE ARE NO BEETS!!!

ONE DAY, POKEY ARISES AND ANNOUNCES: HAVING ARISEN ON THIS MORNING, IT IS TIME FOR BEETS!! HOLDING AN EMPTY JAR, HE DECRIES: OH NO! I AM OUT OF BEETS HE GOES TO A MERCHANT AND ASKS: MAY I PLEASE HAVE SOME BEETS THE MERCHANT RESPONDS: BEETS?? NEVER HEARD OF THEM! POKEY SAYS: A WORLD WITHOUT BEETS?? I AM IN HELL HE SPEAKS TO THE WARDEN: MAY I GO BACK?? FOR BEETS WHO REPLIES: NO, YOU ARE IN HELL!! FOREVER! THE MAN OFFERS HIM A DRAM: WHISKEY?? POKEY REPLIES: THANK YOU! A SPIRITOUS BEVERAGE IS ALWAYS NICE TO WASH DOWN MY-- AND CONTINUES: OH NO! THE MAN DELIGHTS: TEE HEE!!

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POKEY AND THE SMALL CHILD ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION!! POKEY STATES: LITTLE GIRL, IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST JUST BEFORE DAWN THE SMALL CHILD RESPONDS: NO IT ISN'T!!

IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST yellow5.com/pokey

MY NICE FRIEND JON SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!

WE CAN USE THIS EVERY DAY!!!

A NEW FRIEND APPROACHES POKEY!! HE SAYS: HELLO POKEY REPLIES: I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!! WELCOME TO THE ARCTIC CIRCLE POKEY'S NEW FRIEND REPLIES: HELLO POKEY!! I'M RICH AND CONTINUES: I AM GOING TO OWN EVERYTHING POKEY RESPONDS: I SEE THEN, THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES AND ASKS: POKEY WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MAN??? POKEY EXPLAINS, AS THE MAN IS ENCASED IN A BLOCK OF ICE: I HAVE ENCASED HIM THEN HE CONTINUES: COME, SMALL CHILD SHE ASKS: WHERE ARE WE GOING??? THEY DRIFT LAZILY ACROSS THE WATERS, FLOATING ON THE ENCASED RICH MAN THE SMALL CHILD EXCLAIMS: THANK YOU FOR TAKING ME TO NEW TAIPEI!! POKEY ASKS: DID YOU BRING YOUR BAG OF POTATO CHIPS??? SHE SAYS: I DID HE REPLIES: YOU'LL NEED THOSE LATER SHE THEN ASKS: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THAT MAN??? HE TELLS HER: DO NOT WORRY!! HE IS MEETING THE DARK INTERCESSOR NOW THEY EXPLORE THE ICE AND THE SMALL CHILD STATES: THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO IN NEW TAIPEI!!!! POKEY THEN TEACHES A LESSON!! THE LESSON IS: WHEN WE GET TIRED, WE CAN USE OUR BAG OF SNACKS AS THE PILLOW!! SHE SAYS: OK!!!

NEW TAIPEI yellow5.com/pokey

OH NO!!! AN ITALIAN CHAT BOX!!

YOU MAY ALSO ENJOY MY ART WHICH IS STIRRING AND LOVELY!!!

OH NO!!!

IT'S TRUE!!!!

IT IS VERY VERSATILE!!!

YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!

OH NO!!!

YOU ARE WELCOME!!

DELICIOUS!!!

HE ALREADY HAS!!!

I WILL USE THE SELF DESTRUCTION TO MAKE MY POPCORN!!!

I AM SENDING YOU A CLASSIFIED LETTER!!

IT READS: HOORAY!!!