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An angel has been trying for three decades to convince him the world will be better off without him... the ol Reverse George Bailey. Unfortunately he genuinely doesn't care

Facing crisis Donald Trump rapidly cycles through personae for one that can win the moment- they're all different guys from TV and movies. It's lazy button mashing sociopathy. Right now he is casting himself as Mr Wilson against Iran's Dennis the Menace

they should probably use some of that leisure time to Read A Book

It's lighter than a ballistic plate with more stopping power

They have surf and turf night on forward operating bases. It's pretty awful! Stick with hamburgers and other things the 18 year old cook isn't going to fuck up

2:12 am going back for more history

Big Yeast is going to keep them propped up for the foreseeable future

As a giant pussy who believes in nothing, it's impossible for him to believe

He got away in the barbie dreamcar

I hired this man to be a Colin Farrell impersonator at my six year old's birthday party and he stole all of her presents and the helium tank we had rented. DO NOT TRUST HIM.

I think that was Blood Sugar Sex Piss

Blood sugar sex magik, the world's first cockring continuous glucometer, has been withdrawn from the market voluntarily

The best part about it is knowing my job will be waiting for me and I will never fall prey to Events!

Going to take the cure at Baden. fortified wine enema. Tittering marquise, dry oats and vodka silver package shit I'm a senior bureaucrat in the czar's ministry don't count my money

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

It will be one of those inexplicable historical contingencies, how we carted him around and pampered his corrupt flesh while he spewed disgusting disgusting lies about his subjects, the world, life itself. I hope he gets a gilded pyramid at Mar a Lago that we can watch slide beneath the waves

no one can sneer at boy kings or madmen oracles or avuncular succession or ancestral mummies or any other nonsense while we suffer our senile emperor

i hope he gets to see hell before he leaves this world because i don't believe in the next

Under Woke 2.0 we will not infer the dimensions of the Gungus

(guy who becomes an instant expert on whatever is current events) Ah, a classic choke point. Fiendish gambit at the straits, and oft seen throughout history!

We hadn't seen so many flat whites strewn about since Hannibal brought his elephants over the alps

every few years society reinvents the "coffee flavored coffee" rant from first principles. in fact the first known incident of coffee-flavored-coffee induced rage dates to 1534 when Ahmad bin Abd al-Haqq al-Sunbati persuaded a group of listeners to destroy coffee shops in Cairo selling flat whites

Gungus contingencies maintained over the last several decades by bipartisan consensus were quietly scrapped at the beginning of 2025, a move the Gungus has called "Unwise, even for humanity. But I'm not complaining"

Wild that they fucked these up the store brand ones are v reliable

The advent of the Gungus has markets quaking this morning... So far it's just hovering over Manhattan, snaking stragglers into the hellmouth with its satanic appendages but traders worry much worse is on the way

MOUSEKA-GIGER [photo of HR Giger in a mouseketeer hat and holding an Oscar] ... As  fan of H.R. Giger, I have been collecting his prints and corresponding with him for some time. So, when he arrived in Los Angeles for the Academy Awards, I wasted no time in contacting him. Enclosed is a photograph of him posing with his award for ALIEN. He had just been to Disneyland the day before, which explains the hat. As a fan of STARLOG, I would like to share this picture with the readers. I’m sure they would enjoy seeing this Mouseka-Giger! Gary Randall 4094 Glenalbyn Dr. Los Angeles, CA 90065 PHOTO: GARY RANDALL

Here is a higher-res image of H.R. Giger holding his Oscar while wearing a Mickey Mouse hat, along with better alt text:

Was it the rectangle patty shape or the loose shredded taters

devising a new social media platform where you get three energy to spend every turn, posts can attack or defend, and the goal of the platform is slightly more obviously about defeating other commenters than here

She tried to warn us, cool maybe she should have tried to win

ore ida has the tater tot game solved and they know it. taking me to the freaking cleaners