Logan 4 dreadd

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat, Samba Dancing During Dignified Transfer

Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat, Samba Dancing During Dignified Transfer https://theonion.com/trump-defends-wearing-fruit-hat-samba-dancing-during-dignified-transfer/

Everyone should post pictures of their shoes fitting well and looking comfortable so these imbecile’s feet feel even worse

May their blisters burn until the end of their days

Someone call OSHA

I like how they had to speed this video up because it took 30 minutes to make this sandwich

Might fuk around and…
Spring into Savings 😎

Who would have guessed that the legal system in America was so fragile that a single crazy president could ignore the whole thing, from the Constitution right down to state laws?
Why does the Supreme Court and Congress let this demented moron act like the dictator of a banana republic?

To the tune of “Too drunk to fuck”

Mine doesn’t say anything anymore. The batteries must be dead.

I had my blood drawn yesterday. I’ve even drew it myself before. It’s not hard. All you need is a red crayon and some paper. Then just scribble. And wallagh!!

oops! all religious trauma

"We thought Glubbgorth the Sludge Spewer was going to be focused on not spewing sludge, and that seems to be the opposite of what's actually happening"

Is this the new food pyramid?

Absolutely evil. The trump administration must be stopped

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Well, it's 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready... 4 for sales, 5 for customer service, or 6 to hear these options again.

In an idiot hoisting contest my petard wins every time

WebMD sent flowers to my house

Heads are going to explode 💥

Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.

All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3

Literally every democrat should be saying Donald Trump is a war criminal, an actual tyrant, who is killing children and destroying an entire nation for the thrill of it and because he's mad about being a pedophile who might get caught. I wish these people would play hardball. People are dying.

We needed this

This is what my company needs!!!

Thank you 🙏

A plastic one-time-use shopping bag caught in the wind is now the USA’s national bird.

You should compare yourself to a summer’s day, instead

Pulled by corgis

A screenshot of an article with a picture of Hakeem Jeffries looking too tired to care with a headline that reads “Hakeem Jeffries won’t commit to blocking additional Iran war funding

We need actual leadership. This is ridiculous!