haley ❀

1. we shall have the world forever for our own [south downs shenanigans]
2. feel the earthquake in the room [post-s2 reconciliation. also jesus is there]
3. beach bums [beach day sex pollen]
4. and that will never change [18th c masquerade]
5. how do you like them apples? [cockblocking apple tree]

love that cockblocking tree made this list 🌳🍎🙏 as is good and right

the south downs retirement fic of my dreeeeams 💕🦩

Hello everyone! Today's featured fic is 'we shall have the world forever for our own' by quitequaintrelle ✨

Give it a read and let us know what you think!

archiveofourown.org/works/555186...

Some folks seem to believe that leaving a comment on an older fic is like accidentally liking an ex's Instagram post from ten years ago, when that is absolutely not the case! Your local fan fic author cherishes engagement with their back catalogue.

A cozy picnic date
#GoodOmens

Fading to black but it’s just for complicated action scenes while all the sex scenes are written in full

Aziraphale and Crowley are in a scene from Howl's Moving Castle. They're in their cottage courtyard, with embers in the air around them from nearby fires, and Aziraphale is reaching out to embrace Crowley. Crowley is mostly covered in black feathers, fading into red on top of his head, with his wings out to protect Aziraphale. They're both so relieved the other is alright.

"You're alive! Oh, thank goodness!"

(a Howl's Moving Castle AU, made to be a postcard for the Wing Zine 💫)
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands

a man in front of a sign that says welcome ALT: a man in front of a sign that says welcome

I've lost count of the guesses I've made over the last 15 months, but never stop never stopping

Poster on 13th March

[3 weeks later]

Trailer on Good Friday

Can't believe I've never drawn bearded Aziraphale before... Until now. 😇🤍

#GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanArt #Aziraphale

“What’s wrong with America?” Crowley said, just to watch Aziraphale’s eyes bulge.

(post-canon. in which a/c take a well-earned vacation, or try to convince themselves that's what they'd like to do. 😏)

#goodomens #goodomensfanfic #ineffablehusbands

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Chibi styled Aziraphale and Crowley with their wings out, holding hands and smiling at each other as they float together in the sky among soft clouds.

Chibi Aziraphale and Crowley walk around town, with Aziraphale leading and a flustered Crowley jogging behind him to catch up.

Chibi Aziraphale and Crowley are standing in the rain under a yellow umbrella, Aziraphale is startled by a falling fish, while Crowley is crouching by a puddle and poking a fish on the ground.

Them and their daily antics. 🤣
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It's been a while since I've drawn in this style. I had a lot of fun designing these. 💕

These cuties will soon be available as stickers on my Etsy store.

#Goodomens #Goodomensfanart #Aziraphale #Crowley #Aziracrow #Ineffablehusbands

ineffable wives 💗

#goodomens

Good Omens fandom finishing with $9,811 for charity!

To the world!

Do you like my art? Want to tell me what to draw? Or have you been tearing your hair out trying to make a nice text message skin for your fic?

Fandom Trumps Hate bidding closes 7 March @ 8pm ET!
My auctions:
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30th Read of 2026: feel the earthquake in the room by quitequaintrelle. S3 fic loosely using the once-book-sequel snippets. Includes one of the best versions of Jesus I’ve read & a lot of #piningwhilefucking. Humor & angst.

archiveofourown.org/works/754173...

#goodomens #fanfic #2026reads

if you’ve ever wanted me to write you bespoke smut, now is your chance

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My top bidder for FTH last year gave me the prompt "jealous Aziraphale." The result was this fic, featuring my take on a forced proximity post-S2 reconciliation. (Plot? Sorry, what's that?) And also Jason Mantzoukas as Jesus ❤️.

Bid on me this year here: fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/399721.html

Bidding has officially started! Click the link below for my auction 💖 don’t be shy! I can’t wait to write something for you ✨

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It's time!!!!

Bid for charity and get artwork for your fic or personal collection!!

Here are my offerings for the Good Omens fandom!!

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Bisou!
I really like how this one turned out!

#goodomens #goodomensfanart #ineffablehusbands

Heaven Inc. “Monthly AR Report” (AR = Angelic Resources) for March, filed under Incident #69: Unauthorised Seasonal Shift. Subject is listed as Aziraphale, Principality, Eastern Gate Division, Retired. Filed by the Environmental Miracles Oversight Committee. The report details unauthorised spring conditions including spontaneous blossoms growing through marble flooring, an unauthorised rainbow, a nightingale, and soft breezes destroying paperwork. Consequences include 412 frolicking Cherubim, a 34% productivity decline, and one pollen-related Archangel sneeze. Subject’s statement on record: “Spring was ready. I could feel it.” Subject banned from weather miracles until Q2. Attached evidence photo shows Aziraphale in a flower crown with a nightingale on his finger, looking completely unbothered.

The attached evidence photograph in full. Aziraphale stands in what used to be one of Heaven’s sterile wings, now completely overtaken by blooming trees, hanging vines, warm golden light, and an unauthorised rainbow visible through the window behind him. His sleeves are rolled up and he's wearing a flower crown. A nightingale is perched on his outstretched finger, and he is smiling with the serene confidence of someone who has absolutely no regrets. Two Heaven bureaucrats are visible in the background, clutching their metaphorical and literal clipboard, clearly distressed. The presence of the nightingale remains unexplained.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

This month’s report comes straight from Heaven's admin wing, which has been seasonally afflicted by one (1) spring craving angel who has been pressing his nose against the celestial windows since February 2nd and making it everyone's problem.

#goodomens #ineffablehusbands #MonthlyChaosReport

I am offering a #GoodOmensFanFic rated up to Explicit and under 5K words (though the final word count may end up higher). You can expect something canon or canon-adjacent, with plenty of humour and feelings (and also banging❤️).

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The ineffables having a picnic under a tree because I need a soft ending after the last couple years of whatever the hell this is we’re all living through!

Anyone want a soft fluffy #goodomens picnic?

I do! I do!

#goodomens #myart #aziraphel #crowley #aziracrow
🥞☕️

ineffably ever after 🌸

#goodomensspoilers #goodomens3 #goodomens #aziracrow

A skater coming off the ice and saying “THAT’S WHAT I’M FUCKIN’ TALKIN’ ABOUT!” makes me so happy, given how punishing the ladylike discourse of my youth was when it came to this sport.

สุขสันต์วันหยุด❣️