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The problem for America with being a cultural hedgemon is that everyone else understands Americans on a level that you would otherwise need a PhD in cultural studies to attain

11.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

It's simple. Just announce the war is over every morning before the stock market opens. Then right after it closes double down with threats of an even bigger, longer war.

Just do this every day forever. The war and the market siloed off in two alternating realities that never meet.

10.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 801 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 15
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and i got a block off the big man graebs (rip) for following anarchy_dad

12.07.2023 18:36 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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this one i got as a result of fav'ing this tweet

12.07.2023 18:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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the matt lucas block was because he namesearched himself after i tweeted this

10.07.2023 10:53 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

listen blue wave, I’ve been staying up at night haunted by Epstein since 2008. I know it’s bad. I do not need to read about rape in literally every set of replies about unrelated topics

11.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's no way to live!

11.03.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes you accidentally find yourself scrolling the replies under a political post on here and the sheer volume of blue wave anti trump memes, folk loudly shouting the OP's point back at them and others demanding that everyone read their completely unrelated posts or screenshots is just too much

11.03.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

in the early days of twitter, but long after proper retweets had been added, glinner continued to do manual retweets - c&p'ing someone's tweet and writing RT at the start of it in order to effectively steal their content.

I mentioned this once and he namesearched himself and blocked me lol

11.03.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hammond's is great, goold

11.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

5 seasons in and still every single actor in the show continues to have their own unique pronunciation of Goa'uld

10.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd forgotten quite how much of this film Jeff Goldblum spends lying around with his shirt open

10.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

10.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 7513 πŸ” 1628 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 19

watching jurassic park...truly man comes undone at his own hubris, much to think about

10.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

is this guy a professor in age of consent laws

10.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's like they're designed by someone who has only ever had what a pair of trainers looks like described to them down the phone

10.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm no sneaker snob but you'd think through the law of averages that skechers would of at least accidentally made just one pair of trainers that didn't look complete toilet

10.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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First new V-Level subjects announced from 2027 Ministers say

did noone involved in this ever stop to consider that not a single teenager alive will ever sign up for "V-Levels"

10.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don't forget the completely nebulous and ahistorical "Judeo-Christian"

10.03.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a terrible tendency that any time anyone comes along and starts saying things that are popular from a left perspective, established thinking goes β€˜all very nice yes, but it’s not SERIOUS is it’ even whilst all the accepted serious people fail absolutely constantly at the absolute basics.

10.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

you have to admit it's impressively labour-brained that they managed to ensure Your Party Scotland was a useless branch party appendage before Your Party itself was even really a party

10.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"they refused to support our team in the world cup and furthermore they actually supported our opponents! 😭"

10.03.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you can take the people out of the labour party but you can't take the labour party out of its people

09.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am hearing that on its deathbed Israel received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now it looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

09.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
those are my shoes 

give them back you are a dog 

they don't even fit

those are my shoes give them back you are a dog they don't even fit

09.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it'll get syndicated in Holyrood Magazine and be seen by all 13 of their readers

09.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
trump striking an unlikely pose while being gifted with a cybertruck by some maga streamer

trump striking an unlikely pose while being gifted with a cybertruck by some maga streamer

do you think trump ever remembers that he owns a cybertruck

09.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tfw you aspire to represent the socially conservative heartlands

09.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My scheming and duplicitous grand vizier was caught planning a surprise party for me

13.03.2025 13:55 πŸ‘ 360 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0