Abbey Chord 🎵

My feet just grew, sir. Thanks to your leadership the feet of Americans are actually growing.

Team USA looked like shit this whole tournament. They had one big inning in each game and that’s it. It’s like watching the Mets.

Splash

Shawshank

Soon

We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.

Leave us the fuck alone.

I had a Heady Topper with dinner.

I think this did. It has actual stories and not just a joke of the episode, which got a little stale in later seasons when the joke didn’t land like with the Dycks. Letterkenny is great, I’m not saying it isn’t, I just think Shoresy is a more compete show.

It’s surpassed Letterkenny

“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”

“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”

Time to dust off Gordon Gee’s corpse again.

Yeah. That’s how I feel. Yay sports! Cringe everything else going on there. Now I wish they’d still call for donations so I can laugh at them.

KAT was just chucking and Brunson was too busy trying to draw fouls. Not their best effort.

Knicks half-assed that whole game.

I was going to say Fight Test as an opener.

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

Not one of these ghouls knows a trans kid, understands anything about the actual circumstances or humanity of trans kids, or gives a shit. To them, trans kids play a purely symbolic role: they are a Weak Other that can be abused as form of collective self-soothing. So fucking gross.

Leave my mermaid queen alone!

What if the Sabers win the Cup before the Bills win the Super Bowl?

It’s a good thing T-Mobile is paying for it or it may have never happened.

Markwayne Mullin looks and sounds like some backwoods ding-dong that Raylan Givens has to throw in his car trunk on JUSTIFIED

Oof. Good luck. I’ve still got an hour until my adventures begin.

I paid the debt yesterday in and out.

It’s been even worse with the crossover whatever.

Athenspets Athens Clarke-County Animal Control We need temporary fosters ASAP! Sadly, we do not have boarding available for our spring break dogs! We need dogs in foster ASAP until 3/15 or 3/17. We're sorry we can't see cute photos and bios, things are a little overwhelming at the shelter and we would love any help from fosters and volunteers.

If you know someone in Athens / the northwest Georgia area who can help out by taking in a dog or two for a bit, please share this post with them!

I coached a future Oscar winner in youth basketball.

The Dad Rock That Made Me A Woman, Niko Stratis

the debut book of @nikostratis.com did what no other has done and made me cry one chapter in. it made me feel enraged, nostalgic, seen, and most of all it made me cherish life a little more.

this book is a lot of things but "millenial tgirl answer to stone butch blues" would be my elevator pitch.

Any #parent of young kids who is in favor of #ageverification laws: we are not your children's babysitter and I request payment for being forced into this enshitification specifically from you. #fuckyou

Dry heat