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Twitch streamer, miniature painter, musician, tabletop game enthusiast. He/Him/She/Her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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I was confused because I was like, "but conservatives hate trade unions." Then I realized you probably meant union as in the UK.

11.03.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*X-Men Dark Phoenix movies have entered the chat.*

11.03.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A saying literally as old as Moses.

11.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is he not armed with a flamer? He needs to be armed with a flamer.

11.03.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne sounds like the name of a shitty douchebag YouTuber with 8 million followers despite being the world's most obviously awful person.

06.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently ICE agents keep shooting themselves in the leg because they're idiots on top of ICE agent training being so minimal. These are the only numbers I want to see go up for these guys, keep at it

06.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You just kinda seem like someone who would be already.

06.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Two Night Lords Chosen

Two Night Lords Chosen

Night Lords Chosen with combi-weapon and power axe.

Night Lords Chosen with combi-weapon and power axe.

Night Lords Chosen with mace and plasma pistol. Can also double as a Legionary sergeant.

Night Lords Chosen with mace and plasma pistol. Can also double as a Legionary sergeant.

Back view of the two Chosen.

Back view of the two Chosen.

These two Night Lords Chosen have been sitting on my paint table so long they had literally gathered dust. Unacceptable! I'm glad they're done now.

02.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A dragonlike Accursed Cultist with the remains of the human woman it spawned from dangling from its form.

A dragonlike Accursed Cultist with the remains of the human woman it spawned from dangling from its form.

Side view showing the Cultists winglike left hand.

Side view showing the Cultists winglike left hand.

Back view of the cultist showing how intertwined its two bodies are.

Back view of the cultist showing how intertwined its two bodies are.

I found the Accursed Cultists a chore to paint. And I still have two more boxes. πŸ˜•

02.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now I know why the most common enemies in one of my all-time favorite video games, "Joust," are called bounders, because bounders would be the opposite of chivalrous knights.

01.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I should get a hockey mask, paint silver, and whenever someone asks where I see myself in ten years, say, "In ten years you shall know me as the Humungus, ruler of the Wasteland!"

23.02.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Chaos Accursed Cultist Torment with purple horns and claws and the remains of the large human male it once was stretched across its dragonlike body.

A Chaos Accursed Cultist Torment with purple horns and claws and the remains of the large human male it once was stretched across its dragonlike body.

Back view of the Accursed Cultist showing its long, draconic tail.

Back view of the Accursed Cultist showing its long, draconic tail.

Two Accursed Cultis mutants. One has purple skin and fresh bladed appendages bursting from his body. The other is a Caucasian woman with insectoid appendages slowly emerging from her torso.

Two Accursed Cultis mutants. One has purple skin and fresh bladed appendages bursting from his body. The other is a Caucasian woman with insectoid appendages slowly emerging from her torso.

Back view of the two mutants to show their dirty white robes.

Back view of the two mutants to show their dirty white robes.

Painting Chaos Cultists gives me mixed feelings. They take more effort that Tyranid Termagaunts and similar chaff, yet still get shot off the table just as fast.

22.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately AI seems to be rampant in the analog horror space. Midwest Angelica, The Human Latch, and 4N0MALY are all series with brilliant premises and lore that I feel icky watching because they use AI.

22.02.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Heyyy Adora..."
"Heyyy Red..."

22.02.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I understood that reference.

22.02.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just what you see here plus a third Skorpehk I completed a few days ago. I've been sitting on my Necrons for a while now, unable to decide on colors when this recently hit me.

21.02.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Protect Addi From Forced Removal, organized by Holly M On Sunday 15th February, my wife Addison was detained for 21 hours by UK border control at t… Holly M needs your support for Protect Addi From Forced Removal

a trans woman i know is being deported back to the USA due to the Home Office messing up paperwork.

her wife is desperately trying to raise the funds to prevent this. they have 48 hours before she’s put on a plane and might never be able to return.

please, help if you can. they’re both terrified.

20.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 2412 πŸ” 3065 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 51

I was originally thinking of doing Behemoth because I liked their theme, but I wasn't into the red at the time. So I came up with Polyphemus as an offshoot fleet with pink instead of red to show they're related but not quite the same.

21.02.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you got autocorrected. I can't tell what you mean. But the colors really pop nicely in photographs and I love it.

21.02.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! I like the idea of different units being designated by different glowing colors. The Destroyer Cult models will have pink.

21.02.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Plague Marines of the Sepulchre Comorbid: a Death Guard vectorum composed of survivors from several destroyed warbands.

21.02.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Termagant of Hive Fleet Polyphemus; so named for their curious habit of taking sentient prey captive and eating them slowly over time rather than simply devouring them on sight. A trait they share with the infamous giant of ancient Terran myth.

21.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The ominous black Necrons of the Prosek Dynasty, who were awakened when Chaos Cultists opened a network of Warp rifts across the surface of their Tomb World. They will not rest until every interdimensional invader has been purged.

21.02.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Two Chaos Space Marine Accursed Cultists: one is a Mutant with purple tentacles. The other is a Torment with a skinless monster bursting out of his flayed body.

Two Chaos Space Marine Accursed Cultists: one is a Mutant with purple tentacles. The other is a Torment with a skinless monster bursting out of his flayed body.

Back view of rhe two Accursed Cultists to show off their stained robes. The Mutant wears filthy yellow while the remains of the Torment's white robes are stained with his blood.

Back view of rhe two Accursed Cultists to show off their stained robes. The Mutant wears filthy yellow while the remains of the Torment's white robes are stained with his blood.

An Emperor's Children Infractor wearing a bandage mask and flayed skin over hid purple, black, and pink armor. His blade is blue steel.

An Emperor's Children Infractor wearing a bandage mask and flayed skin over hid purple, black, and pink armor. His blade is blue steel.

A Chaos Spawn with a daemonic head and rampant mutations bursting out of its body.

A Chaos Spawn with a daemonic head and rampant mutations bursting out of its body.

As far as painting goes, you might say this week has been... Chaotic. I finished two Accursed Cultists, an EC Infractor, and an old Mutilator with a Juggernaut head to be run as a World Eaters Chaos Spawn.

20.02.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody watched 300 and thought it was a documentary.

16.02.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm guilty of not always alt texting. I use Bluesky just irregularly enough that I forget it's something I need to do. But I'm trying to be better, and we all should be.

15.02.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. It's just Army Painter Power Node Glow over white.

15.02.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just finished a batch

15.02.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0