What does the other straight boyfriend do when his girlfriend is with the other couple, you ask? jerk himself off reaaaaally slowly
19.12.2025 03:21
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What does the other straight boyfriend do when his girlfriend is with the other couple, you ask? jerk himself off reaaaaally slowly
the mathematical solution to unicorn couples is that these couples should pair off in twos, each bisexual girlfriend spending some time with the other bisexual girlfriend and the other straight boyfriend
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
I’m of the firm belief that police and militia members have been quietly running right wing death squads in the US for years. The fate of the most notable Ferguson protestors is the most blatant example of it. ICE in 2025-26 is simply the same people operating in public.
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LANCETFISH-sona!! 😻😻 this is wonderful @jeffday.bsky.social
What does the other straight boyfriend do when his girlfriend is with the other couple, you ask? jerk himself off reaaaaally slowly
the mathematical solution to unicorn couples is that these couples should pair off in twos, each bisexual girlfriend spending some time with the other bisexual girlfriend and the other straight boyfriend
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got recommended Contrapoints' video titled "The Left" by the YouTube algorithm today 👎
that's what heterosexual marriage is
"authoritarianism" is such a lame word
live from new york it's... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
new cinephile technique "method watching" when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character around your girlfriend for 2 months
If all my biggest moots see this how would you guys feel about abusing your power to help me find a piece of clothing that I'm overtly attached to in an autistic way and they ripped and I literally could only find one pair that wasn't my size and in blue but I ordered it anyway but I want MINE
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Hulk Hogan died today from a heart attack. Hulk hogan once said he’d kick my ass for being trans. I’m glad Hulk Hogan is dead. 💀 🪦⚰️
youtu.be/6tzfVDa8qnQ?...
if you've been affected by itch.io censorship, email JAST, they are looking for erotica or not visual novels and related games.
i feel like using "weird" to describe a trans woman in an insulting context is just a dogwhistle tbh
oh right! cute feet
is it just me or is this app insanely Appollonian
online really loves to whip out the social identity categories to explain, criticize, or defend behavior. but sometimes people are just dipshits
there are self-serving, antagonistic, and just plain annoying people in literally every identity group. being a member of an oppressed class doesn't exempt you from being a dumbass