I got dinged for running a red light more than 10 years ago and it was close to $300. What the fuck do these people think a stop sign is a suggestion??
I got dinged for running a red light more than 10 years ago and it was close to $300. What the fuck do these people think a stop sign is a suggestion??
Every time I read one of your comics I feel like I find a lilβ piece of myself in them. Itβs nice to see yourself reflected in the lenses of others.
I want to see this dude bend himself into knots to explain Noragami or Buddha.
This, but I also think that RFK is standing that way because someone told him it wouldnβt crush his balls and reduce his sperm count.
He was right. That movie is just *fun*
Librarian joke incoming: he was looking for books on upholstery but wound up in leather crafting instead.
He helped me decide to become a school librarian.
Hahaha, wow. I just donβtβ¦ think I need to watch another Pixar film
Itβs always the βweβre just here on vacationβ dumbasses.
βSoon they will rue.β
I use βgrown-ups at homeβ instead of parents because some of my kids are being raised by other family, but i will also clarify that it includes if you have like 2 dads or moms. One kid is usually like βdads canβt marry other dads!β And one of their classmates is like βuh, yes they can, duh πβ
Respectfully: dude what the fuck.
A human would call you a jackass of their own free will and make additional commentary, like βof course heβs an engineerβ whereas a machine could not do so unprompted, and only a human would prompt a machine to do so.
This make sense that people in universe think Ashβs Pikachu is fucking weird as hell.
I always kind of looked at it like a dogs allowed/dogs must be leashed/no dogs allowed situation. More like it was a social faux pas and Ash was just doing the equivalent of having his dick out.
These are the words of a man who is deeply mentally ill, but also had no self-awareness.
Yeah, and it fuckinβ rules
Despite the horrors, I made a decent steak house dinner and a delicious chocolate cake.
why was she so confused by the Mexican-style seasoning?
Any person who joined the military in the last 20 years willingly should not be applauded in any way, shape, or form.
Ft. Belvoir has an elementary school, you freak.
We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.
you helped murder more than dozen children, you sick freak.
His quads are itty-bitty.
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i stand with my trans homies! π³οΈββ§οΈ
fuck this administration and the rotten animals whoβre in charge! and fuck the disingenuous losers who are just βasking questionsβ!! hereβs a question iβm βjustβasking: when will you die!?
Republicans get fucked.
Itβs why I got my MLIS.
β¦ no, he does and probably should.