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A compulsory part of your daily breakfast. Slice of life. Miniatures. Librarian. im gay. Kind of a huge bitch. She/her/they/them NoVA

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I got dinged for running a red light more than 10 years ago and it was close to $300. What the fuck do these people think a stop sign is a suggestion??

12.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I read one of your comics I feel like I find a lil’ piece of myself in them. It’s nice to see yourself reflected in the lenses of others.

12.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to see this dude bend himself into knots to explain Noragami or Buddha.

12.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This, but I also think that RFK is standing that way because someone told him it wouldn’t crush his balls and reduce his sperm count.

11.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was right. That movie is just *fun*

10.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Librarian joke incoming: he was looking for books on upholstery but wound up in leather crafting instead.

09.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He helped me decide to become a school librarian.

09.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha, wow. I just don’t… think I need to watch another Pixar film

08.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s always the β€œwe’re just here on vacation” dumbasses.

08.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSoon they will rue.”

08.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I use β€œgrown-ups at home” instead of parents because some of my kids are being raised by other family, but i will also clarify that it includes if you have like 2 dads or moms. One kid is usually like β€œdads can’t marry other dads!” And one of their classmates is like β€œuh, yes they can, duh πŸ™„β€

08.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Respectfully: dude what the fuck.

08.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A human would call you a jackass of their own free will and make additional commentary, like β€œof course he’s an engineerβ€œ whereas a machine could not do so unprompted, and only a human would prompt a machine to do so.

07.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This make sense that people in universe think Ash’s Pikachu is fucking weird as hell.

07.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always kind of looked at it like a dogs allowed/dogs must be leashed/no dogs allowed situation. More like it was a social faux pas and Ash was just doing the equivalent of having his dick out.

07.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the words of a man who is deeply mentally ill, but also had no self-awareness.

05.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, and it fuckin’ rules

05.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Despite the horrors, I made a decent steak house dinner and a delicious chocolate cake.

02.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why was she so confused by the Mexican-style seasoning?

01.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any person who joined the military in the last 20 years willingly should not be applauded in any way, shape, or form.

01.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ft. Belvoir has an elementary school, you freak.

01.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

28.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 17025 πŸ” 6532 πŸ’¬ 469 πŸ“Œ 550

you helped murder more than dozen children, you sick freak.

28.02.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His quads are itty-bitty.

27.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 428 πŸ” 446 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 94

i stand with my trans homies! πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

fuck this administration and the rotten animals who’re in charge! and fuck the disingenuous losers who are just β€œasking questions”!! here’s a question i’m β€œjust”asking: when will you die!?

26.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 3274 πŸ” 881 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4

Republicans get fucked.

26.02.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s why I got my MLIS.

26.02.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

… no, he does and probably should.

23.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0