one problem with seeing the contents of the epstein files is - the FBI can arrest you for having those images in your browser history...
and the FBI director will just see double pictures of the young-one and no image of the fat organge blub when he goes through your files
13.03.2026 00:30
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I used to think Japan had a decent educational system; but clearly they failed - unable to reach California? Sail east, its the wall of land blocking the Pacific from touching the Atlantic... but Iran, they've probably bought a boring machine and are coming up from below!!!🧠
12.03.2026 23:55
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taunts and praise... I think that's what we do in America when those happen - doesn't work, but sounds funny and makes sure there will be others in the future.
12.03.2026 23:49
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that sounds like melania on her honeymoon night
12.03.2026 23:42
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On June 28, 2009, Stephen Hawking hosted a "party for time travellers" but sent the invitations after the event occurred to test if anyone from the future would attend.
A. First covid - you & 2009 were too ready for it - a (44) literate POTUS with a pandemic playbook?
B. epstein island? met trump?
12.03.2026 23:40
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hey, you've heard the saying: dead ex-wife fell down the stairs - the kids inherit $$$, and I get to take a tax break for burying her on the ground of my workplace... not everyone feels bad about losing family y'know.
12.03.2026 23:32
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If you said your dog could have done a better job than this... you're literally correct; kristi noem would have never been able to set up ice, and your dog would have solved a large part of the domestic unrest; simply by choosing a good head of security
12.03.2026 23:19
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rumor has it he also blew Bubba and is trying to distract everyone from that ... and the raping of little girls.
12.03.2026 00:04
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donnie should end that sentence with "loser"... something about this strip doesn't lend itself to "sucker"
11.03.2026 01:01
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donnie quickly learned from his last surrender how to surrender quicker... although, the voice calling for war sounds really familiar, did the carton-bomb work on trump because it was a simple hand-drawn picture?
11.03.2026 00:40
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too easy a punching bag; and too many inappropriate jokes to be told - even for a puppy killing, kid murderer.
11.03.2026 00:34
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I suspect lindsey wears heels
08.03.2026 22:28
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but we're still going to get information from the EU about their investigations into epstein and criminal financing, right?
fatty can't walk; but he might try to waddle his way out of yet another war on his bone spurs.
07.03.2026 00:34
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I like my coffee black
06.03.2026 00:49
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his brothers like traveling to overseas places and shooting guns too; send them all
28.02.2026 21:40
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he also feels up his young/grown-now daughter; videos available online.
28.02.2026 21:16
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they wanted a real leader to sit down with them and exlain how the Presidency should be working?
27.02.2026 12:55
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does he know Mr. Spock is a "half-breed"? Or that Majel Barret was initially Number One? (but the network didn't want an alien and a woman so front-and-center on a show... Gene had to insist on Spock; but - lost Number One)
27.02.2026 12:54
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because they need to know if Bill is that Bubba... and how well does donald trump suck a dick; because he's the bestest at everything he does and all...
25.02.2026 22:44
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going to start at the very beginning:
ENID BLYTON
Carolyn Keene (Franklin W. Dixon)
Beverly Cleary
Lois Duncan
am sure I've missed a lot of the authors in between
Diane Carey
JM Dillard
Tanith Lee
Karen Traviss
25.02.2026 15:49
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real-estate developer from Queens, son of a racist real estate developer; he's spent his life putting his name on properties and airlines and steaks and water; emblazoned on buildings; tainting the Kennedy Center, and the piece of real estate that will forever be tied to his legacy: EPSTEIN ISLAND
25.02.2026 15:07
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you forgot pedo and pedo-protectors
25.02.2026 14:19
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so - autoerotic asphyxiation is a poor-man's insulin?
(the American Healthcare system at its best; here's a reusable belt: don't pass out or someone else will find your corpse... maybe with some enteral ventilation to protetct from total oxygen depravation we can develop a drug-free treatment plan)
22.02.2026 23:22
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a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed .
breaking news: Jeff Daniels suggested trump is a human being.
Jim Carrey yet to comment.
21.02.2026 16:28
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there's no room for his fat*** left on the rock-face; but can we put up some paytoilets and a set of urinals named for him somewhere in the park? they'll use trump-coin as payment; or just no-charge since free is worth more than a few trump-coins
16.02.2026 18:29
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ew, no... but maybe with Bubba's meat-sausage
16.02.2026 18:25
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looks a little grown-up for his tastes
15.02.2026 17:05
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this does a disservice to monkeys, I think their males prefer to mate with older females; never immature young ones.
07.02.2026 16:07
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Is the Queen turning away to avoid the smell; she really looks ike she's going to be sick.
07.02.2026 15:50
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nothing to see? not even his wife's movie? man it's rough when the husband would rather watch a musical-award show he hates instead of your newly released movie... about a pedofile's sex island and how much $ you made.
04.02.2026 13:09
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