Stephen Brennan

Very definition of "I'd sit this one out"

I've just finished a relatively basic DIY task

It's a lovely bit of work. I solved the first clue realised it didn't fit and then took a bit of an educated guess.

I just had the perfect Dad Joke moment.

Me: What did you do at school today?

Child 2: We did phonics twice.

Me: Does that mean it was Stereophonics?

That's the one. Absolutely everything I wanted a biography to be.

The Winter Olympics is over and I've finished reading my book about Vivian Stanshall.

Today is going to be rubbish.

Curling, man.
Harsh mistress.

I regularly question why Disney feels The Simpsons needs a skip credits option.

Doing the radio tomorrow, dahlings.

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A reminder that Rick Astley is shit at Lent.

God bestowing his blessing on any old crepe.

And God sent a sign to say "Aye, thee pancake in't bad, lad."

Just reflecting on the time I received an email from "the world's best envelope company" and wondering if their marketing team ever spotted the really obvious opportunoty they were missing.

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The only good AI art is by Ai WeiWei, am I right?

One for a very niche audience there.

It is the night of the Superb Owl.

I watched it once.
The memory still haunts me.

Like being left for dead only for a softly spoken man to talk slowly at you until you plead with whatever God will answer to release your moribumd soul to the afterlife.

Someone may have thrown a ball.

Did the focus group results ever decide what he believed in?

Is it his fault they're tearing The Ridings down? His depravity knows no bounds.

Witchcraft! I cry, after witnessing Ted, Bill Oddie's exam invigilator in the company of a rodent doing stunts.

Yes, I saw The Goodie proctor, Danson, with the Dare Vole.

SUBMISSIONS OPEN

We are looking for 5 minute monologues and duologues for our next event happening in April.

Send your scripts to Leedspubtheatre@gmail.com by Friday March 13th 2026

Man, 2022 was even worse the second time.

If they make it an opera, I might go.

Decepti-Cons was already taken

Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit

Apparently Suella Braverman's defection was delayed as Farage was worried she'd drag Reform too far to the far right.

I boycotted the Qatar World Cup and everytime England or Wales played I posted a link to a charity or org doing affirming and positive things in football.

Already planning the same again this time.

The Burnham Wouldn't?

Nothing beats the feeling of being stabbed in the back on holiday

Jet Tu, Brute.

Not the best Arctic Monkeys lyric.