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I'm more interested in the crevices of life than the jumbotron FtM | antique glass hoarder | behead-em-all socialist

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Paying dearly for choosing the 15-piece sushi over the 8-piece sushi. Man was not intended to have this much imitation crab. This is why the Buddha warned us about excess

24.11.2025 05:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Size is inverse to difficulty in Souls bosses. If I enter a fog gate and see a guy the same size as me, I know I'm in trouble.

04.02.2025 17:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
pants: WHAT THAT MAN DID IS UNFORGIVABLE
spigot: I MEAN THIS IN THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY, CAN YOU SUCK MY DICK QUIETER
pants: DO YOU STILL WANT ME TO HUM THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
spigot: AND NOW YOU'RE KINDA TALKIN' OVER FRASIER

pants: WHAT THAT MAN DID IS UNFORGIVABLE spigot: I MEAN THIS IN THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY, CAN YOU SUCK MY DICK QUIETER pants: DO YOU STILL WANT ME TO HUM THE NATIONAL ANTHEM spigot: AND NOW YOU'RE KINDA TALKIN' OVER FRASIER

"O'ER" https://bonequest.com/9423

04.01.2025 12:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
deuce: FIVE TWINKS, PLEASE
pants: CAN A TWINK BE DEMOTED IF THEY ARE TOO OLD OR THEY BREAK TWINK LAWS
deuce: THERE IS A COMPLICATED SYSTEM OF DEMERITS AND TRACKING
pants: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWINKS AGE OUT
deuce: THEY TURN INTO A COCCOON AND TRANSFORM THEMSELVES BACK TO A TWINK
pants: THAT IS GOD'S WORK ON DISPLAY RIGHT THERE
deuce: I SLEPT LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT SO TIME TO BEAT OFF

deuce: FIVE TWINKS, PLEASE pants: CAN A TWINK BE DEMOTED IF THEY ARE TOO OLD OR THEY BREAK TWINK LAWS deuce: THERE IS A COMPLICATED SYSTEM OF DEMERITS AND TRACKING pants: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWINKS AGE OUT deuce: THEY TURN INTO A COCCOON AND TRANSFORM THEMSELVES BACK TO A TWINK pants: THAT IS GOD'S WORK ON DISPLAY RIGHT THERE deuce: I SLEPT LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT SO TIME TO BEAT OFF

"TALKIN' TWINKS" https://bonequest.com/9420

01.01.2025 12:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dark Souls 3 death screen at the Chapel of the Deep, but the banner reads "circumcised" instead of "you died"

Dark Souls 3 death screen at the Chapel of the Deep, but the banner reads "circumcised" instead of "you died"

Finally got my new packer and it's not the one I ordered

26.12.2024 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this site needs a badge i can pay $8 a month for to trick people into thinking I am a Mod

13.08.2023 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 5074 ๐Ÿ” 713 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto

31.07.2023 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 5315 ๐Ÿ” 1292 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74 ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

Most people don't know that you don't need to go somewhere to hear "live" music. You can listen to music at home, where it's free, convenient, and sounds better

10.09.2023 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 521 ๐Ÿ” 64 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14