Nathan Rogue

(aka one floor above my hotel room)

happiness is a hungry bottom 0 ft away

ur dick ever get like super throbby bro?

yepppppppppp bout that time boys

Yep

To be fair thats where it normally is

Yep 😈

It's like a cucumber

reply to this if you have your dick in hand rn

reply to this if you have your dick in hand rn

that you’re a fucking moron

Good point. I don’t use Face ID (only PIN) but what a fun new scary world in which we have to fear our faces being used against us to unlock our most closely held technologies. Weeeeeee

Also thank you for the genuinely helpful insight

Initial plan was to fork the cash over to VZW to ensure I have full capability while abroad versus getting an eSIM. But I really need to do some more research into how it would work having a stand-in phone with eSIM instead… also realized I will prob not bring my laptop due to my reentry concerns. 😑

genuine question: should i bring a dummy phone (and leave my actual phone home) when i travel to Europe in anticipation of being forced to turn over my device for inspection upon reentry into the US?

finding a misplaced bluetooth speaker by connecting to it and playing some music feels like an actual superpower

upside of having shitforbrain coworkers, you do gain a severe appreciation for just how well adjusted and capable you actually are.

like an unfortunate bittersweet confirmation that you’re really not as fucked from the jump as you might have once believed yourself to be.

inventing a lil beard raincoat so i can spray cum all over my own face in peace 😌

every screencap, a fat thumbed accident.

every accident, a cloud storage file on some xbox server somewhere.

every file eating space and consuming energy for the sole ability to guarantee eternal access that meaningless mistaken moment into perpetuity.

now expand that to every xbox user.

🫩

well not all of ‘em are insufferable thankfully!

i should be entitled to pain and suffering compensation for having to deal with some absolute fucking knobs of humans

really imagine it

readying your hole for the stretch

lowering down over and accepting it inside

feeling yourself get filled with every curve

the warm squeezing throb up inside you

and then a light thrusting, to start

so when you say i have an addictive personality, you 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 mean i’m just addictive to be around?

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there’s just sommmmething about a man with a thicc belly and ‘below average’ size penis

selfie of me laying on my back with legs in the air getting fucked by large dildo on fuck machine.

you rang? 😘

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there’s just sommmmething about a man with a thicc belly and ‘below average’ size penis

does this qualify as always repost worthy

That was so hot and sexy, I loved it.

anybody in Amsterdam / Rotterdam who wants to film in late February? 😏