Mr. Highway

Food safety is a serious issue, but I have to admit a lot of the products I see recalled are bags of things that should never be put together in a bag that I would never buy

One of my favorite things about soccer is managers pantomiming a header right before their team scores, but for every goal regardless of how it was scored- I swear I’ve even some do it for a penalty

My definition of success is being able to afford an extra guitar just for playing Pantera songs

Yanni will always be a king for coming up with a way to essentially put on raves at UNESCO World Heritage sites

Pretty sure it’s a knockoff

Source: old enough to remember the Legion of Doom and playoff appearances

For the past year or so I’ve thought a lot about that scene in the original Ghostbusters when they shut down the containment unit. Never realized how metaphorical it actually was

I used to hate doing dishes until I began to appreciate the sad Tetris of loading a dishwasher

Your top songs look suspiciously like my search history

Pretty big oversight imo

@clingfilm.bsky.social

Private equity in a nutshell: an empty, yet fully-lit Party City

Aced it

Maybe there’s hope for us after all

So as it turns out our system has really just been one big confidence trick all along. Anyway, what’s up

Ed Balls