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Probably go for something dignified, like this.

12.03.2026 15:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They don't pull their punches. And bonus points for getting 'wanker' in the first sentence.

10.03.2026 14:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A cat drinking from a kitchen tap.

A cat drinking from a kitchen tap.

Does she drink from the tap? My Alan used to, in my previous house.

03.03.2026 09:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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TVTHEMES by µ-Ziq Planet Mu label boss Mike Paradinas programmes a nostalgic mix of '70s and '80s TVTHEMES with over 100 tracks and audio snippets that shaped his approach to sound. Read more: http://www.oki-ni.com/mi...

That's lovely. I would have bought that, and would have to find someone with a record player to play it for me.

There's also an excellent TV themes mix on Mix Cloud: www.mixcloud.com/okini/tvthem...

02.03.2026 11:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What was Lazarus and Dingwall?

01.03.2026 21:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha! I'm not that brave. I can't remember which programme this was in now, I just remember thinking, 'I've got to get a picture of that as I'm sure I'll need it one day.' That was May 2018.

01.03.2026 18:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Megadeth socks, 4-pack.

Megadeth socks, 4-pack.

My friend bought these for his son for Christmas.

01.03.2026 18:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Jonathan Meades (legend) standing in front of whiteboard and projector screen on which is written Big Dick Thinking.

Jonathan Meades (legend) standing in front of whiteboard and projector screen on which is written Big Dick Thinking.

Monday morning's work presentation.

01.03.2026 18:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Post a pic you took to bring some zen to your feed.

28.02.2026 11:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I remember that. Here's the screenshot:

23.02.2026 11:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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21.02.2026 23:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cats

Cats

More cats

More cats

Same in Marrakech. They're everywhere.

21.02.2026 14:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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My graceful cat.

18.02.2026 15:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Down in a hole.

18.02.2026 13:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you take sugar? One lump or two?
- Def Leppard

17.02.2026 21:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zones ranked:
1. Aztec
2. Medieval
3. Industrial
4. Ocean
5. Futuristic

16.02.2026 08:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love that film, one of many I can thank Alex Cox for introducing me to donkey's years ago.

14.02.2026 07:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The view of the Atlas mountains from within a plane.

The view of the Atlas mountains from within a plane.

Atlas mountains, init.

13.02.2026 21:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember you saying you were in Morocco. I hope Agadir was relaxing because Marrakech is anything but! Looking forward to getting out of the city to the desert and valleys.

13.02.2026 17:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A small tortoise on the brick floor of a riad.

A small tortoise on the brick floor of a riad.

Our Riad has its own attack tortoise to deter would-be intruders. #Tortoise

13.02.2026 17:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A small cat sitting next to an even smaller kitten in the corner of an alley.

A small cat sitting next to an even smaller kitten in the corner of an alley.

There's a lot of street cats in Marrakech. Here's a mum with her kitten down some alley I was lost in. #Cats

13.02.2026 17:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Blue Monday was a fun marketing gimmick until every single day became a depressing nightmare prison for anyone with a conscious or a brain.

19.01.2026 09:33 👍 78 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from Amazon for a Timex Pac-Man T80 34mm watch. I asked, 'does it play Pac Man?' and the AI agent replied, 'No...'

Screenshot from Amazon for a Timex Pac-Man T80 34mm watch. I asked, 'does it play Pac Man?' and the AI agent replied, 'No...'

Well, that's disappointing.

08.02.2026 16:53 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Whilst Stanley Kubrick's ‘The Shining’ and Jim Henson’s ‘The Muppet Show’ were filming next door to each other at Elstree Studios, Danny Lloyd got to visit and hang with Kermit in 1979.

21.01.2026 10:56 👍 1164 🔁 244 💬 30 📌 29

BBC4 should combine the two weekly episodes of '99 into a slightly longer single cut without the repeated songs. #totp

30.01.2026 19:49 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exactly this. Here you can see Alan coming on shift to howl at me while Daphne pauses on her way out for a cigarette break.

29.01.2026 22:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The greatest cat in the world and a plank.

The greatest cat in the world and a plank.

There monkey, over there, the horrors of your pointless past have returned to haunt you.

26.01.2026 22:08 👍 155 🔁 5 💬 8 📌 0
A cat sat directly in front of a TV which is showing Noel Edmunds presenting Top of the Pops. The cat is staring at the screen.

A cat sat directly in front of a TV which is showing Noel Edmunds presenting Top of the Pops. The cat is staring at the screen.

Here's Daphne, mesmerized by Noel Edmunds on TV last night. #Caturday

24.01.2026 10:53 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A cartoon of a cat staring at ghosts unseen to a human. Originally posted by Skionar.

A cartoon of a cat staring at ghosts unseen to a human. Originally posted by Skionar.

Unseen to you, maybe...

17.01.2026 20:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot of a Tweet from February 2023. Two images: the Bryce Lynch rebus password puzzle and Max Headroom.

A screenshot of a Tweet from February 2023. Two images: the Bryce Lynch rebus password puzzle and Max Headroom.

Trivia from my old account on the other place:

17.01.2026 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0