Alex is a Gooner

There’s a thing called the intelligence community and he’s getting advice from his son in law, a landlord, for foreign intelligence.

If my calculations are correct, Arsenal are capable of winning 4 trophies and
finishing a champion’s league season undefeated.

They’ve gotta get through first jajaja

Honestly these organizations should ban any country from competing who is actively at war with or bombing other nations.

How come when Newcastle play Arsenal they’re tough as nails and booting us all over the pitch, then when they play 115 they roll over and show their tummies like little puppy dogs?

Hincapie!

He should have so many more minutes this season.

Oh! Haha that’s pretty funny actually.

Cognitive dissonance at its finest: chanting that we’re cheating after your player was booked for diving.

Excellent stiff-arm there

My stache is far superior to his though

Of course Calafiori is hurt.

He finally made a good contribution with that pass to Noni

Mansfield’s Lewis has me wondering if I should grow a mullet to pair with my moustache.

Substitute all the Brazilians.

Smack! What a satisfying sound for that goal.

Zone 14 build up. You love to see it.

You’re not wrong but I think we’ll see Gyokeres soon enough.

Best counter attack we’ve had this season

That’s exactly what is happening. I don’t think he has 90 min in his legs.

Arteta sending on the big guns. This was always in the plan but it will be portrayed as “desperation”.

Give it to Dowman!

😍😍😍

Dowman is the only player we have that can do THAT

The pitch slowed that ball down. We still haven’t re-calibrated.

Mosquera caught on his heels just a bit with a wayward pass. Kepa could have done a bit better but we are just used to Raya being amazing

I think Trossard felt something when he misconstrued and stepped on the ball.

I certainly see how Mansfield have gotten this far.

That said their challenges have been genuine attempts. Doesn’t feel like they’ve come out to kick us around. They’re playing some good stuff too.

I’m hoping Mansfield’s Adrenalin runs out soon.