Jake

every time i see michelle obamas brother on their podcast I think “what is titus burgess doing with michelle???” ……..

someone tell imogen heap we dont need 10 minutes of moaning and whooshing noises. we need swoon part 2 the rumix

Audrey Hobert sings Sue Me? Thats a strong ass name for one of Gracie Abrams daughtas. She should be acting with that name. its so gwenyth paltrow, nicole kidman, jennifer lawrence like i trust that name

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

took a call and she started crying because she thought I was interviewing for other jobs…. you would’ve thought i was robert jr going to rehab

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told my coworker i was really busy and focussed on something so now shes telling me about a couple who burned to death in an electric car. happy pancake tuesday

i know she's in that studio typing ChatGPT please write me a song that sounds good in instagram reels

okay twins

first piece of art i made with my ipad 🫶🥺🧡

And Just Like Roger...

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well, thank god!

america is scaring me so bad lately i’ve decided to make taylor swift irish so i won’t have to worry about her safety 🧡

👁️ ❤️ RHOC 🤣 you always know heathers gonna be fierce 💄 vicki is gonna cry 😢 and gretchen is gonna be dumb as 🪱 🪱 🪱

HEYYYYYYYYYY GORGEOUS

christmas lights!!!

OMG!

poosky

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just had the absolute pleasure of witnessing this beautiful stage performance…citizens of Fx1rynation PLEASE consider this a PSA! go and see this spectacular theatrical experience asap #GwynethGoesSkiing #Fx1ryApproved #DragRaceDownUnder

GOOD AFTERNOON FX1RYNATION!!!

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go for it !! <3

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I COULD BE THE SHIPMATE
WHAT
GOT YOU DOWN
AND DIRTY
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Sing

Now this is how you hold space

the ligthing in my therapist’s waiting room making me depressed…much to think about

we come to this place…for skeets