Melanie Firth

Every political party strategy is now annoying influencer being contrarian about absolutely everything, fml.

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Oh so that’s the excuse they’re gonna give a try… “we did bomb a school but only in retaliation”.

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It got a bit dicey after the 2 disallowed goals & their keeper going down but pleased to confirm I am cured.

I’d like Southampton, some of our most important players deserve a bit of no risk payback #lufc

Haha I just read that & was trying to work out where the wires are at Elland Road.

#lufc

Nepo Khamenei.

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If the persistent eye twitch I’ve developed since City & Sunderland disappears, I’m calling it a win.

#lufc

Badenoch is a disaster of a politician. Arrogance & stupidity masquerading as intellect. Shoehorning what she thinks is popular opinion she’s learned from spending too much time on social media, desperate for Trump’s attention she’ll gladly set aside the UK interests to gain it.

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Graham… do we per chance have a buy back clause for Archie?

Dyche until the end of the season? Big Sam, Racist Uncle Harry… or beg Ange to come back.

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Hope they don’t go mad & wreck the stadium before my System of a Down gig in July

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Yeah, I barely use it but keep it for family shenanigans… & occasional forays into local community facebook groups for a bit of light entertainment.

There’s some absolutely unhinged AI nonsense on Facebook… anyway congratulations @tonydorigo.com on your promotion to assistant manager #lufc

Crack shack chic.

Think we should adopt the punitive measures if you question authority more widely in society, price check in the supermarket: double the cost, parking ticket appeal: driving ban, missed doctors appointment: “our receptionist said you were 2 minutes late, pick a finger”. #lufc

Honestly had this same thought as I was watching the replay of O’Nien try to strangle hold Pascal, it just didn’t make sense, still doesn’t.

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It’s still in our hands #lufc

I’m not getting past TSA, a brief search of my social media accounts would result in me being hogtied & sent straight to Guantanamo for disparaging their dear leader.

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Link for anyone interested in a bit of venting #lufc

Just filled this in tried not to swear in the additional comments… failed, much like VAR #lufc

Forgot to include the picture that accompanied that article 👌🏻

No ref cam then… #lufc

There’s only so many ways he can say “these people are fucking idiots”, without expressly saying those words.