I wish I could battle rap. I've been listening to battle rap since the stone age
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I wish I could battle rap. I've been listening to battle rap since the stone age
I mean yeah. I'm funny.
Last line piqued my interest
It was 30 like 3 days ago
It's 80 degrees and T.I. dropped a new song. Nature is healing.
What the fuck do you mean its 80 degrees out?
When you sideboard an off-color card and somehow get it on the board
That's literally an aetheryte crystal from Final Fantasy 14
Like
Extra funny cause I used to have a goatee. Actually just my backstory
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This is just me if I was a guy.
If Slay The Spire 2 characters had voicelines
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Slay The Spire 2 is the most expensive indie game I've ever played.
Not because of the price, but because of the amount of work I didn't do this week because I have Slay The Spire 2.
The Spire didn't stand a chance to be honest
BRUCE BRUCE HAS A NEW COMEDY SPECIAL?!
This fucks
Ive beaten floor 3 with every character. Please release the real final boss now. Plz ty ๐ฉท
Interestingly, if you own the first one already, the bundle is 2 dollars cheaper than STS2 by itself.
Delightful
Yep
Yep
Happy Slay the Spire 2 release day to those who celebrate this sacred holiday โจ๏ธ
Bluesky is so goofy. Im completely unlinked from Boston Cube Party, but I still get all their notifications since I was their social media person last time around
I said funny, not bearable
I'm so funny, the second biggest hater you know wants to show you how funny I am
If you're curious what the meal was, it was cornbread stuffing with lightly fried applewood smoked ham mixed in. I've never seen him eat anything so fast.
He started it tonight. He's so excited
I havent been with my boyfriend for a big game release he was excited for before. Resident Evil 9 has him in a chokehold. I know this because he very rarely asks me to cook, but I'm currently making a very specific meal at 11:30 at night while he fights for his life against zombies. He's so happy
Me at 10:45pm fighting Arch Tempered Arkveld:
"Did I eat today?"