Izzo

Men only want one thing:

The hair is hairying

The irony
The fucking irony bro
This country is a joke

I don't really know the context or character behind it, but this is a rapper from some episode of the Simpsons wearing a gold chain that says Thursday the 20th on it.

Today is the only day you can repost this until the March 20th.

When she says I can come over and play with my tech decks on them

Facts💯

Out here lifting heavy and blasting Sabrina carpenter
Real manly shit over here

Ended someone’s entire existence and then goes to sleep like a fucking boss

“Yo bro I got a giant ass potato tattoo that looks like an emote from an account I used to have but no longer use”
Y’all see how stupid that sounds
Exactlyyy lmaooo

To the people that follow me and don’t know
Trust me the guy im roasting and his subordinates deserve everything that’s coming to them
Thank you for coming to my ted talk

How dare they do that to you? Whoever that is definitely sounds like a weirdo who has a partner that self pleasures in a grocery store at 2am during their late night shift and also stinks

I said it once and I’ll say it again
Shane is bitch made and so is anyone that fucks with him

You know what it is

i’m begging, with news of a ceasefire, do not look away now

“My home girl wanna talk to you
Be cool and don’t do anything stupid”
Me:

Without a fucking doubt

Sad I didn’t go to ALA but was able to get shit done for my week off and I feel accomplished

Totally forgot about MJ in the cat suit
I have that comic too
Good read

Got some OT bout to have some extra cash for LA this week I’m juiced!!

I see why astro bot won game of the year
That shit is addicting bro
Hella fun

On the beers babyyyyy

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Thank you homie

This pic looks like an album cover
Shit goes haaaaaard

I’m 3 shots in and I’m about to start streaming some marvel rivals
LEEETTTSS GOOOOO

I’m filled with lots of love and affection…
And also 25oz of t bone steak with two sides and a bunch of bread
(I went to Texas Roadhouse today😋)

Arms feeling a bit too naked
I need more tattoos asap

Dandandan brainrot is REAL rn

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

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New mario & Luigi games has been a banger

2 wine coolers + 4 shots of whiskey + the cold wind = hehehehehe