Oh yeah! I knew I forgot something!
Umβ¦maybe theyβll hold it together until I can go grab one?
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Oh yeah! I knew I forgot something!
Umβ¦maybe theyβll hold it together until I can go grab one?
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Sometimes you just donβt juice the blueberry~
Sometimes you just let them continue to swell until they pop~!
And then use all that juice to make more berries~!
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A friendly woman explains her transformation intjuicy product
A friendly woman explains her transformation intjuicy product
A friendly woman explains her transformation intjuicy product
A juicy product is juiced.
Reposting some of my BlorbCo stuff to help inspire me to revisit this setting.
With nothing you could do about it too! Just a helpless balloon being played with and blown up!
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For @zedrickhannibal.bsky.social
That is some heavy bass from those speakers, really immerses you in the sound!
Oh gosh! >///<
Iβd pop in no time, Iβm sure!
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Maybe you will!
Unlessβ¦
I pump it up huge with helium! Mwa ha ha!
Have fun busting out of your clothes for everyone to see, blimp!
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Oh! You never know what little toys I might have up my sleeve!
And I intend to keep going, balloon! Youβre not nearly big enough for my liking yet!
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Oh that is a *very* fun idea!
Then they become their own inflator! Yes! Iβll have to remember that!
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I agree! They can watch as the balloon blows up just before they do!
Helpless as they see the swelling fate that will befall them!
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Sounding kind of full, friend!
But you know me! Iβm going to keep puffing!
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Hehe! Surprised you were the balloon?
You should have seen this coming!
And what comes next!
*fwooooooosh*
*crrrr-crrrrkkkkβPOP*!
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Oh thatβd be so much fun! You could have a ton of balloons to torment! I meanβ¦play with!
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Oh but itβs not a doll. Itβs a balloon
Just... *fwoooosh*
Like⦠*fwooooshh sqrrrkkkk*!
You⦠*FWOOOOSH c-crrrrkkkk*!
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Try to catch me first, balloon! Hehe!
Thatβs going to be hard with how big youβre getting!
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Feeling the voodoo balloons today!
Just gonna hold it up to you and let you watch me puff it up before you start to feel yourself expanding in turn!
Maaaaybe I wonβt pop it, balloon! Weβll see how good you are!
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It looks so good though! I think it can get tight!
And by that, I mean you can get bigger!
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Exactly! Just big round balloons! Tight and creaking and never to get up to any crime fighting antics anymore!
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Itβs the best look! Just screams βballoon!β
Which I guess means theyβre just all meant to be blown up!
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Superhero personas trying to keep up their bravado as they steadily inflate all over, stretching those colorful, skin-tight outfits across their relentlessly ballooning frames!
I meanβ¦itβs a sure-fire way to defeat them, you have to admit!
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Of course, bun! ^^
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wuh oh
Com for earlyanywhere!
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
Just gonna roll you to the popping room.
Youβre a helpless balloon. Whatβre you going to do about it?
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hey look a fun history lesson!
>///<
Youβre gonna be busting out of that in no time!
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Thatβs the idea, balloon!
All good balloons pop! And youβre no exception!
Imagine how itβs going to feel just blowing up with no way to stop it! Getting bigger and bigger until you burst!
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Oh yes! Just a little suction and youβre blowing up all over!
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