@stonedstarwars
Analysing the volatility of a fractured psyche whilst allegorically navigating the proverbial cosmic slipstream. Auditing the architecture of the Star Wars universe while managing a high-stakes plethora of structural neurological piΓ±atas.
This was naive Clark transported from the 50's via his Dad's 10 year cosmic lesson in the fortress of solitude. One of the first things Lois tells him is that "swell" is not a hip word. He's being transparent & doesn't foresee that anybody would use it against him as he was here to help. Something.
β"I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon." β
"You think what? Iβm going to walk out with a laser sword & face down the whole First Order?" β
"I've seen what that laser sword can do. It's not the weapon I'm worried about." β
"I've killed many Jedi & taken their laser swords!"
It's difficult to say that the throne room scene is the best moment in all of Star Wars in the same film as Luke Skywalker facing the entire First Order with a lazersword. That's the joint first slightly second maybe moment in all of Star Wars. Both in The Last Jedi.
I know Superman like the back of my hand. I've seen it hundreds of times. I'd definitely name a dog after Otis too. If he's ever a bad dog do you say, in Lex's voice, "would you like to see a very long arm Otis?". I'd just have to. Also if he brings the paper. Why am I not reading it yet? πππβ₯οΈ
True. But. Here's the thing. Time travel also doesn't work π.
This was naive Clark transported from the 50's via his Dad's 10 year cosmic lesson in the fortress of solitude. One of the first things Lois tells him is that "swell" is not a hip word. He's being transparent & doesn't foresee that anybody would use it against him as he was here to help. Something.
Rage FOR the Machine π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«?
[1/3] Although the sequel trilogy is as far removed from the prequel trilogy as is necessary, they're still so very connected. I love how each trilogy feels connected to the other two but also completely unique. Stylistically & tonally. There's so many layers in each three.
"A great warrior? Wars not make one great.β - Yoda
It's difficult to say that the throne room scene is the best moment in all of Star Wars in the same film as Luke Skywalker facing the entire First Order with a lazersword. That's the joint first slightly second maybe moment in all of Star Wars. Both in The Last Jedi.
Truth, Justice and the American way?
Every single person currently serving in the Military Industrial Complex of the United States of America.
"I've accepted my darkness. What have you done with yours?" - Qimir
I hope even though it's a different actor the kid in this is Broom Boy. Five years after the events of The Rise Of Skywalker is eight years after the events of The Last Jedi making Broom Boy 15/16? I predict Starfighter ends with the kid staying with Rey creating a tapestry into the new Rey movie.
Coming soon to Disney Plus.
Whilst this is true, it makes Star Wars MORE accessible and MORE relatable than ever to anyone who struggles with either a faith of any kind, or feels oppressed. Or is oppressed. The lesson of Christianity has guilt at its core. Star Wars is way more relatable and real than organised Religion.
This is my theory and I'm sticking to it. I'm not sure I've been proven wrong with regards to Finn being Lando's kid but I'm fine if it ain't so. I thought it in my first viewing of The Force Awakens. Plus Michael Arndt before he left said he was working on a story with Han, Leia & Lando's kid π€·.
He killed all the Oompa Loompas. Not just the men, but the women, and the children too!
In March of 1982 video rental stores were finally given license to have 20th Century Fox Video send them either VHS or BetaMax versions of the original Star Wars movie made in 1977. These video stores could only rent these tapes and could never sell them. There was a serial number on the box π€·.
My Star Wars comfort character β€οΈ.
Scraps are all I have left. Join me and together we will reappraise Star Wars through an entirely positive, holistic lense. Examine what it is not moan and bitch about how it could be different. It's a gift & I treat it as such. "All my life! Since I was 6, I think." 1977. An OG who lives in it! π―
Another Way To Die IS the best Bond theme ever. Licence To Kill (movie) is a firm favourite for its surprising level of originality and awesomeness. Quantum Of Solace blew it away. Somehow. I've been watching these films on repeat since 1977. Quantum is the most rock and roll Bond so far.
Feel free to stop scrolling temporarily and post two characters who bring you happiness and joy π«πΊππβ€οΈβ¨
It rhymes.
I understand perhaps why Bob lger said no then. It would have reopened the Ep can of worms. But. Now it's time to revisit &/ or incorporate. The Simon Kinberg/George Nolfi/Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy New Jedi Order Movie? Nolfi worked with Soderbergh on an "Oceans" movie. I think the future is bright. πππΆοΈ
When it comes to Star Wars (& certainly the Bible), fans of both have a lot of things in common. They like to apply rigid structures and procedures that were never intended by the creators. This is a bone of contention for me to say the least. People need to make things more than what they are. πππ₯Ί
Well this is a beautiful message. Thank you π. Start with The Acolyte before Episode I. It sets up the structure Episode I throws us into perfectly. Going from the end of The Acolyte into The Phantom Menace is pretty seamless. Just a big time jump but Star Wars is full of gaps. Happy viewing β₯οΈπβ₯οΈ.