Just when you thought this ship couldn’t get any gayer, I’m coming aboard TITANIQUE. 🚢🧊
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Just when you thought this ship couldn’t get any gayer, I’m coming aboard TITANIQUE. 🚢🧊
Aquarius: Organizes a protest against congestion pricing on Zoom.
Pisces: Writes a heartfelt Instagram caption about how congestion pricing is “healing the city’s energy,” but accidentally tags Staten Island.
Scorpio: Happily takes the subway. Smugly reminds everyone they’re saving money and the environment.
Sagittarius: “I’ll just buy a bike.” Immediately hits a pedestrian.
Capricorn: Writes the fee off as a business expense.
Virgo: Creates an Excel sheet showing congestion pricing will raise $1 billion a year for the subway, sends it to the group chat, and labels it “required reading.”
Libra: Venmos their friends $7.50 because “we should all split this fee.”
Cancer: Begrudgingly pays the fee and somehow blames their ex.
Leo: Champions congestion pricing as the future of urban planning. Starts a men’s health podcast.
Aries: Refuses to pay and drives anyway. Fights the ticket in court and *wins.*
Taurus: Parks in Brooklyn to avoid the fee. Gets immediately towed.
Gemini: Keeps reposting pro-congestion pricing memes but still hasn’t settled their SplitWise from their Fire Island share.
Congestion Pricing as Zodiac Signs, a 🧵
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I can’t unsee it
The fact that phone chargers still haven’t become universal is proof we as a species were never meant to know peace.
We don’t talk enough about the fact that you’re legally allowed to buy a whole cake whenever you want.
spotify wrapped never misses
2003 was truly the golden age of musicals.
Wicked, Caroline or Change, Marci X…
Remind me, who had the last line in Marci X? Kudro? Krakowski? Cox? Christine? (Sherie Rene Scott who doesn’t have a K name and ruins the joke but is too fabulous not to mention?) Or was it…
Happy WICKED Weekend! 🧙
So blessed to have been a part of the WICKED fam. Some people get the Gershwin Theatre—some get Murray Bartlett’s shower. Who’s to say which left a more lasting impact? Hold space for THAT #lookinghbo
UPDATE: it’s all melted
Y’all, it’s snowing! 🌨️ Woke up this morning to Mother Nature pulling out her white carpet.
Arm day so I can carry all my emotional baggage
Ohhhhh bubbah 🥹
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idk how this works, but I had to bribe my dog to stay still for this so please like 🥹
Finally escaped the bird app
