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Kalab Lex Klass πŸ‘‘ Drag King πŸ‘‘

@kalabklass

αŽ§αŽΈαŽ¬αŽ’α—α’ ᏣᎳᎩ - The Qualla Boundary's Shiniest Drag King 🐝 πŸŒ„ House of the Promised Land; on my traditional land of stolen Cherokee territory https://linktr.ee/kalab.klass

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πŸ‘ THIS FRIDAY THE 13, TEMPT FATE - GET YOUR 'HIGH HEELS' TICKETS! β˜• Thurs, Mar. 19th at 7PM. Tickets: $5+ at www.AshevilleDragBrunch.com. πŸ’š Are you ready for a mid-week mood shift with lashes and sparkle at Plant Bar? It's all of the lift with none of the crash! πŸ’š

13.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was offered a free fancy coffee at work and didnt think about my caffeine sensitivity and now my brain feels mushy and my arm is going numb

And I have a show tonight.

13.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is Saturday! #ashevillenc be sure to get your tickets as there won't be any available at the door!

#dragshow #dragshows #wncdrag #dragking #dragkings #dragqueen #dragqueens #lgbtqia #queer

12.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'll be in #AshevilleNC this weekend for a #rupaulsdragrace viewing party! Watch the show at 8 and then watch some local drag at 10pm with my drag branch!

#dragking #dragshow #LGBTQIA #dragqueen
#wncdrag

10.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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U got games on ur fone?

10.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#dragbrunch was cute today 😎

#dragking #dragkings #wncdrag #drag

08.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years:

Tax cuts for the rich
...don’t trickle down

Boosting military spending
...doesn’t bring peace

Slashing regulations
...doesn’t create jobs

Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

07.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 21113 πŸ” 7010 πŸ’¬ 559 πŸ“Œ 253

This Sunday! If you're in #Asheville and want something to do, here you go!

Tix here: www.eventbrite.com/e/served-dra...

#dragshow #supportlocaldragshows #dragking #dragqueen #dragbrunch #wncdrag

06.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's all "I wanna date a drag king" until you realize he's going to make you be the one to carry his suitcase and wigs in and out of the venue.

(It's me I'm the performer wanting princess treatment).

05.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Depending on the cut, I'll slather it in olive oil and toss it in some herbs (garlic powder, salt, pepper, whatever you want) and then bake it in an oven at 375 for 15-20 minutes flipping it halfway or throwing it in my airfryer at 400 for 15 minutes. The thicker cuts are the best imo.

04.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We're feelin' a little green! Come join myself and some other amazing performers at Parental Advisory Drag Brunch!

Sat March 14th
Doors 11am, show 12pm
Tickets here: www.tickettailor.com/events/paren...

#drag #dragshow #dragking #dragqueen #ashevillenc #wncdrag #lgbtqia #queer

03.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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March is very busy so here's where I'll be!

#dragking #dragkings #dragshow #dragshows #wncdrag #ashevillencdrag #supportlocaldrag

03.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Starting of March strong! We have a #dragbrunch in #ashevillenc this Sunday, March 8th! I'll be performing with local stars and my drag daughter who just passed her one year anniversary starting drag!

#localdrag #dragshows #wncdrag #dragking #dragkings #dragqueen #dragqueens

02.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

This is today!

28.02.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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March is looking quite grand and we got big plans for April 11th

26.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

''Ermmm it's unprofessional to talk about ''politics'', you'll lose followers!''

Oh shit my bad, here let me say this instead-
Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
Free Palestine
Trans rights
Black lives matter

I could give two fucks if people unfollow, i'm not here to surround myself by bigots.

25.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 7377 πŸ” 2932 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 49

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

26.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 10822 πŸ” 5225 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 338
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Maybe its just me but this photo from this last weekend screams ✨️Album Cover✨️

24.02.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I was that #dragking at Party Foul thid past saturday 🀠

#supportlocaldrag #wncdrag #ashevillencdrag

23.02.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We're gonna see how well Gem-Tac holds, but we have a new jacket for Saturday!

20.02.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.02.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Yes this is a repost because the other flyer had an oopsie its fine but hey look im on there now)

18.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yoo hoo! #asheville! I'm coming back for Party Foul this Saturday! Only at The Odd!

Gonna be performing an old emo hit that I'm sure lots of folx haven't heard in ages. If anything you should come out for the nostalgia trip.

#dragking #dragshows #localdrag #wncdrag #ashevillencdrag #dragqueens

18.02.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Valentine's Day was... very exciting and not in the ways most people would expect πŸ˜…

Next year I'm just staying tf home.

15.02.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That awkward stage on UpScrolled where drag performers and car people are both using the drag and drag race hashtags.

12.02.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🎀 WARNING: NATASHA AND CALCUTTA AREN'T HERE TO BEHAVE! 🎭 Sat. Feb 21st at 11AM and 1PM. Tickets: $25+ at www.AshevilleDragBrunch.com.🎈Get ready for big laughs and bold queens at Banks Ave. Bar! This is not your average brunchβ€”it’s louder, funnier, and absolutely unapologetic. Ages 21+. πŸ‘ 

12.02.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder!

11.02.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Why do you care if you have to ID yourself online you have to ID if you go into a bar irl or buy booze or go into a sex shop"

Yeah cool but the cashier behind the counter at the sex shop doesn't log my full government name, age, height, gender and birth place if I go in there to buy a dildo.

09.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1524 πŸ” 702 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 9
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Hey #greensboronc! Thigh's Open Stage got moved to February 28th! I'll be there, won't you?!

#dragking #localdrag #supportlocaldrag

08.02.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Stay draggy y'all.

#drgaking #supportlocaldrag

07.02.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0