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I'm kind of happy hackers are hacking stryker's IT dept and not a hospital/insurance company so they can steal my data again

When my polling agency does not understand how bot farms work

Cubs are whatever drink draft kings is

Everything stated so far is legit but for some more power, spicy thai food from a place that puts your picture on the wall

Yes please, more angry abused dogs to glare at me in stations

Ahhhhhhhhhh

people walking their dogs are taking over the whole thing! it was meant for bikes!

dont forget your 🐟🎩

Machines are loud

Both of these are cars except instead of parking at a destination they continuously roam the same blocks looking for passengers

Someone needs to be put in charge of yelling at the "its one less car urbanists" when it comes to sidewalk bots and waymos

consistency is key

i added 20 pounds to my squats over the past couple of years without even realizing it

i wonder how much corporate slang just comes from excel

Ultimate crunchiness

Proteini is one for the books. BWW is ahead of its time

The Wendy's Baconanator will come with either a Miller Highlife or PBR, nice.

KFC to bring back the Double Down sandwhich with a double shot of Everclear.

We have a full spectrum of possibilities here

15 years from now kids are going to be performatively nostalgic about the Surface Dial

I propose we stop changing the time for no other reason than it makes me sleepy for a week.

Proposal to raise the state gas tax by exactly (18.4 cents minus whatever the current federal gas tax is).

some bike shops have cats and I think they are cool

Underrated perk of courtyard apartments with with lots of windows

Cowlileo, destroyer of wards

RIP Diversey station being for Lovers

This false Spring is pulling out all rhe stops. That is a ripe spring storm if you ask me

Yellow 🙈

keep going south until you hear the video slot machines

The protein in my martini makes it healthy

I remember when graduating high school, the principal said something to the effect of "look around you, this is probably the last time you will see these people again" Most of us were pretty ok with that

looks great!