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This is Nathan Cavanaugh, another DOGE staffer explaining how he flagged grants at NEH for "DEI" which would be reviewed for termination. 404 Media has reviewed hours of this footage and we'll have more soon.

Part of a lawsuit by @acls1919.bsky.social, @modernlanguage.bsky.social + @historians.org

12.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 8166 πŸ” 3310 πŸ’¬ 1160 πŸ“Œ 1876

please help me out if you can thank you and thank you everyone for boosting you're all awesome

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14.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like i'm writing poorly and not conveying the urgency of this request i'm sorry this week has wiped me out

13.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
13.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

oh it hurts most 5 days in sure that makes sense for a hell rash why not i literally saw blinding white light after brushing a shingles blister

13.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh shit i'd kept my hands off it til now but i just shouted yee-YOW do NOT touch the shingles that fucking hurt

13.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

90s VOICE: he deserves to be respected as a sexual being

13.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don't do it buddy

13.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

like foul imps' tricks! all humanity, acting like it's "too busy" to deceive me

13.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i don't like being tricked and i have this deep conviction that everyone is smarter than i am and tricking me which apps do not help

13.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i never shout at chess dot com and that makes my shouting at the bad language app feel justified

13.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

DU0LINGO: here's a glaring mechanism intended to keep you playing because if you feel like you got too good at chess you're going to delete the app
CHESS DOT COM: you will never be too good at chess

13.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

scp has some actually disturbing tooth fairies unlike this movie unfortunately

13.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's not even really the tooth fairy just a ghost pretending to be the tooth fairy but the subtitles all refer to it as the tooth fairy which occasionally made me bark out laughing

13.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

darkness falls has to have the most bad ass name out of all the movies out there about the tooth fairy

13.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i wish i had something to promote on here besides desperation

13.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like i'm writing poorly and not conveying the urgency of this request i'm sorry this week has wiped me out

13.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Donate to Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability, organized by JP Reader Hi, my name is J.P. Reader. I have degenerative arthritis of the spine, exasperated e… JP Reader needs your support for Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability

hi. my utilities food and med expenses have gone up in march and i need some help. i'm trying to raise $360 by the 20th and anything you can contribute would be hugely appreciated. i'm very sorry but i need help. thank you

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13.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

waxing my rash

12.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the question persists: is it time to watch chernobyl again

12.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Illinois" "Suburban Chicago" β€” look just skip to the chase and say this was in Rosemont, aka the tiny personal fiefdom of one very lucky, very evil family:

11.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 345 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 13

seem a little down, down

11.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it'd be sweet if my longing for motherhood didn't unleash long-dormant supernatural menaces

11.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we now have an answer to β€œwhat if caligula had dementia?”

11.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 1213 πŸ” 219 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 10
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Ohio judge rules that Kalshi is sports betting and must adhere to state law "These 'prediction markets' have exploded and look an awful a lot like gambling," Ohio's attorney general said.

Nice to see a judge basically laugh at the claim that Kalshi and other "prediction" markets are not "betting."

Gotta kill these sites as soon as possible.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

11.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 1246 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 9

seems like it's still spreading the shingles hurt more today than yesterday and i'm nauseous again this whole experience is incredibly stupid

11.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

norman avonlea

10.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

norm of green gables

10.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

one thing i definitely was not expecting with shingles is all this fucking lactating and from the new nipples too not my old ones

10.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is anyone else itchy

10.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0