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hellaverse dyke, hot dog eater, used to write fanfiction, now just hangs and yells. 33, trans lady, she/her pfp and banner by strabby

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u guys need to remember that every time u draw a hot guy u could make him hotter by making him trans

12.03.2026 19:18 👍 32 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

I love that people who did not want to support the systemic genocide of a race of people are now being turned into a high school clique on the scale of the dnd kids and the stoners. anyway I think this creep should be shoved into a too small waterslide tube and left there.

12.03.2026 19:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and no bits or goofs, I'm really happy to be writing very goofy, esoteric smutty fiction for this fandom again. I have a lot of works in process ranging from An Idea I Had to Actually Still Writing It.

12.03.2026 13:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm really excited that a lot of folks are liking this bold new direction of mine where I pick up andrealphus and put him in The Device for a change.

12.03.2026 13:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

there is literally nothing wrong with being trans and anyone who says otherwise is a fascist who would kill and/or enslave your entire family at a moment's notice

10.03.2026 05:02 👍 1848 🔁 481 💬 5 📌 6

he would
(Nodding)
He wolud

12.03.2026 02:12 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you have to floss three times before brushing

12.03.2026 02:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Please consider helping me out if you enjoy my silly voice work I am so close to having this thing completed after weeks of pain and seemingly endless issues the booth just needs this last thing to work, please consider donating or comissioning me ko-fi.com/stellartempt...

12.03.2026 01:44 👍 10 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

unfortunately I'm going to need a new pc solution for the booth because the one I got doesn't run with the software

good news? I found something I can use instead

bad news? its an extra £150 even with the refunded money from the other machine

pls consider commissioning me

11.03.2026 22:12 👍 2 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

(nodding)

This is two friends hugging

11.03.2026 20:53 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oh absolutely and you can always tell too

11.03.2026 20:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Brought to you by the head of funding for the Let Blitz Say It On The Show Foundation

11.03.2026 20:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"no no no Stolas should have been a villain the whole time and he deserves getting all of the shit piled on him and also my original character should be the one to hit him with a big hammer"

11.03.2026 20:30 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

okay here's the thing

The only ones who can call Stolas a fag are fags

(Aka

Actually a good chunk of the fandom)

and Blitz (Term of Endearment)

11.03.2026 20:28 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

"i wrote stolas to be more like the pilot so he's the villain and doesn't realize his abuse towards blitz" shut the fuck up just stop it

11.03.2026 18:04 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

all of the "helluva boss but written my way" fics on ao3 are homophobic, i don't care if this is 100% accurate, it just feels correct

11.03.2026 18:03 👍 64 🔁 16 💬 8 📌 1

so i did a thing and wrote a 14 page one shot that expands on this thread. haha aaha ah. mind the tags. enjoy.
archiveofourown.org/works/80974801

10.03.2026 15:50 👍 29 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 1

(tiny squeaky fart)

11.03.2026 12:40 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"you know that thing you're a fan of is problematic and secretly bad and also-"

11.03.2026 09:16 👍 94 🔁 36 💬 5 📌 0
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❣️ drag me under ❣️
#angeldust #hazbinhotel

11.03.2026 05:02 👍 603 🔁 183 💬 12 📌 1

I'm also back here now yayyy

11.03.2026 03:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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It's been a stressful few weeks so I had to make something with these three idiots - Lucifer, Alastor, and Adam and some taxidermy for (and of) the soul.

#radioapple
#adamsapple
#HazbinNoir

1/2

10.03.2026 13:10 👍 93 🔁 27 💬 10 📌 0

"what is this shit, why is it a snake, this looks like Reboot"

11.03.2026 00:10 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I made a funny

10.03.2026 23:33 👍 125 🔁 35 💬 2 📌 0

No it's not 😏

10.03.2026 22:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Verosika sipping an iced drink and Barbie Wire staring into the void. Both look destroyed by the heath

Verosika sipping an iced drink and Barbie Wire staring into the void. Both look destroyed by the heath

Verosika sliding an ice cube down Barbie's torso

Verosika sliding an ice cube down Barbie's torso

Verosika licking an ice cube and posing in a provoctive way

Verosika licking an ice cube and posing in a provoctive way

Barbie Wire looking at Verosika with lustful eyes and her body wet with melted ice

Barbie Wire looking at Verosika with lustful eyes and her body wet with melted ice

Barbie Wire and Verosika trying to survive a hot summer day
#helluvabossfanart

19.08.2023 10:23 👍 108 🔁 35 💬 0 📌 1
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Measurement of a man isn't what he has its how he uses it~

Original Comic: @meribe-hb.bsky.social
Blitzø & Moxxie: @atrench93.bsky.social
Stolas: @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social

#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz

10.03.2026 22:05 👍 36 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
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no answer? ☎️
scribbles scribbles
#helluvaboss #blitzø

10.03.2026 20:31 👍 56 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 0

I will know if you click the "hide author's style" button on AO3. If you click it I will come to your house and beat the hell out of you like Jay and Silent Bob did in JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK or possibly in JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT. I haven't seen that one yet so I'm not sure.

10.03.2026 21:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The worst part of Steven universe was all the times peridot was not on screen

10.03.2026 20:42 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0