Ramadan Mubarak friends!
See you in 30 Days βπΌ
βYouβre not a real Scream fan if youβre not gonna watch-β
Eat my ass.
I can drop things I loved easy peasy when they give me a reason to and itβs none of your business. Watch it if you want and leave me the fuck alone about it, you loser.
God the number of times Poussey references suffocating or feeling like she canβt/can breathe over these early seasons makes my stomach twist knowing what comes
2 minutes into the top model documentary and Tyra is talking like people streaming ANTM during lockdown was indicative of world peace and unity if it werenβt for that dang younger generation that didnβt understand the times they were in, etc
The final sequence of the season 2 finale of OITNB is one of my favorites.
βDonβt die in here Miss Rosa.β then βAlways so rude, that one.β and showing young Rosa driving the car. God damn itβs so good.
The shitty computerized skin smoothing for de-aging actors deprives us from the glorious tried and true art of putting actors in a wig to tell us itβs a flashback.
Meant to be catching the last few Oscar movies I havenβt seen, went on an awesome rewatch spree instead.
Zero regrets (except for wishing Maxxxine was a bit better)
#LetterboxdFriday
#LastFourWatched
Randomly decided to rewatch OINTB since I never saw how it ended. Halfway through watching the 1st season for the first time since its release
1) Piper isnβt as annoying as I remember. Sheβs naive and overwhelmed and pretty dumb.
2) Damn they just sling the r word all over the place so far.
Right of dropout passage
If youβre the type that doesnβt care how they treated Melissa Barrera, or the AI marketing, or them integrating gamblingβ¦
Idk maybe youβre the type to care about the fact that the franchise has become the thing it was made to mock.
If I have to do another job interview down the line Iβm answering βDo you have any special skills or talents?β with:
I can see someone post positively about a show or movie I dislike and keep scrolling without an issue.
Saw someone say Bad Bunny sealed the honmoon and I cackled with delight
Finn Balor should have a chat with Becky Lynch and her lawyers. Itβs clear this corruption from Adam Pearce is manufactured to hold back Irish talent π
norman rockwell βfree speechβ (1943)
defensive football isnβt βboringβ
Ok I do want to stress that despite what that dumb razor commercial showed you absolutely should not flush clumps of hair down the toilet.
Every other commercial is for fucking ai and itβs so damn annoying
Please tell me someone else saw the ref go flying and eat shit.
THIS
Gotta love getting a class settlement.
Sure Apple was using Siri to spy on us and steal info but golly this $16 dollars sure makes up for it
Ayyy unrelated fun fact ova here:
Every time I see your profile pic I think itβs Dominik Mysterio for a split second π
Ayyyyyy
Nice try Sam Raimi, all the boxy sweaters, tuna sandwiches, and unkempt hair in the world wonβt trick me into thinking Rachel McAdams isnβt a certified Canadian hottie of the finest order.
#letterboxdfriday
#lastfourwatched
The world has a little more joy in it when Claudia Jessie is on a press tour
As one does
Talking to a coworker while waiting for my food to microwave:
Them: βIts just kind of annoying that every season the main story is about a Bridgeton instead of someone else.β
Me: βYeah. Hey real quick, whatβs the name of the show again?β
Have watched Jurassic World: Rebirth.
Hats off to Jonathan Bailey and his slutty little glasses for finally bringing back something thatβs been missing from this franchise since the first movie: A genuine moment of awe and reverence when seeing dinosaurs.
Ah yes. The annual post-Grammyβs posts by every free thinker declaring βIβve never even heard that song/artist!β
Benedict talking to every lady in the ton to figure out which one he danced with.
EVERY lady. Of all ethnicities.
Clearly the only person who can say βI donβt see colorβ and mean it
My dad after I came out to him: