Well so far this year has felt like being dropped off at some new school where I don’t understand the rules and they’re teaching things I know aren’t true and every day I get beat up for my lunch money only my lunch money is $150
This is my second Bitter Bitch (that's what hubby said when we got hitched.....AaaAayyooo! Bu-dum-TISS! Wakka wakka wakka!) Watching Oiuja Shark and trying to goof away the stress. Cheers folks!
This Beagle’s dramatic 'play dead' on command is the funniest thing I’ve seen today
You felt it before you named it.
🎵 La nuit je mens — Alain Bashung
mystery with warmth
🎵 Angels — The xx
closeness, electric
🎵 Midnight City — M83
heart racing in neon
🎵 Friday I’m in Love — The Cure
ridiculous happiness
🎵 This Must Be the Place — Talking Heads
recognition
Oh.
Listen, as someone who has many cat like qualities, and consider them kin....sometimes we just have to be a menace. Daily menace quota, or we lose the cat license.
How do we deserve such goodness?
I absolutely adore Madeline Khan.
the stalker and her prey
Danger Kitty is très élégant
Dainty drink, Danger Kitty, and Dr. Mordrid. Great way to end the week.
Yay!!!
I always sneeze in multiples, never less than three...believe me, I want me to stop way more than you do
#cursed
i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
Preach scooter, preach
My staff and I are all wfh. If our work doesn't get done right, our company has unbillable days, so we can't slack off. Not all of them went wfh at the start, but now they all are & love it so much. I would never force them back in office and risk losing them to another company, they're too awesome.
I don't want to make doctor's appointments and schedule follow-ups. I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to a vet.
We call it "uppies"....Oz insists on "uppies" because he absolutely cannot jump, even though we have caught him going over a 6 foot fence before...
After a 6-minute interview, she was hired as a full-time ICE deportation officer without filling out a background check and having smoked weed before the drug test. ‘Here’s your gun and badge now, start knocking heads!’
#FuckICE #ProudBlue #Resist #Pinks
My living room looks so spacious without all the Christmas decor/tree.
I like it and hate it at the same time.
Danger Kitty always has the most elegant shrimp pose
The evil priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (no longer the worst Indiana Jones movie!) holding the still-beating heart of the sacrifice.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
An old man with a cane in a chair is silhouetted against the fire. He is telling a Christmas ghost story to a group of adults and children while a giant ghostly knight leans on the mantlepiece, listening.
The Ghost Story, Alfred Bestall, 1930
#Christmasghoststories
"Think not of the books you've bought as a "to be read" pile. Instead, think of your bookcase as a wine cellar. You collect books to be read at the right time, the right place, and the right mood."
- Luc van Donkersgoed
The gate says "abandon all hope, ye who enter here" but they don't check your pockets or anything
Indubitably
May you all have the strength of a handmade grade school Christmas ornament and hold off completely falling apart during the holidays for one more year
