I just want to be rich enough to donate a bench to a zoo
10.03.2026 17:06
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this post has layers
11.03.2026 09:24
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Do you think Shrek ever got ogrewhelmed
10.03.2026 01:22
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What is One Banana After Another
11.03.2026 09:22
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I hate big butts and I love telling lies. My mortal enemy is Sir Mix-A-Lot.
11.03.2026 07:07
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What is a snap decision
11.03.2026 08:05
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how often would you like to get updates about beef stroganoff?
☑️ daily
☑️ weekly
☑️ once a month
☑️ if something big happens
11.03.2026 03:35
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What is a geyser
11.03.2026 03:19
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Read the whole thread, of course, but the Geneva Convention says if you sack the capitol you have to pay to rebuild the country, which no Republican has any interest in doing (spending money to help people).
11.03.2026 02:45
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The GOP is trying to “win” and the Dems are trying help them so what does this post even mean
11.03.2026 02:40
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alright know what, new rule: you're not allowed to talk about the food you've made unless you bring me some and it's good
11.03.2026 01:53
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Who is Delroy Lindo?
11.03.2026 02:25
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I KNEW IT
11.03.2026 02:23
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What is Chainsaw Mantis?
11.03.2026 01:12
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Hey! It’s Pumbaa! The animated one, smiling. From “The Lion King” (1994). (he’s a warthog)
The first trick to being a good king? Have a huge hog.
10.03.2026 23:43
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this cannot continue
A white kitten with an intense scowl on its face
10.03.2026 19:53
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at the end of every party, everyone has two things:
- a reason to apologise for something
- a coat they've never seen before
10.03.2026 19:34
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As a child movies prepared me for the threat of quicksand, but never for when uptown funk was gon' to give it to me
10.03.2026 17:00
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“We’re out of coffee, brew a new pot” made someone giggle for the 500th day in a row
10.03.2026 17:57
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I want to reassure my followers that even though Bluesky has a new CEO, I still remain 100% committed to my mission of making your experience of using this website as unpleasant as possible
09.03.2026 20:34
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WIFE: he calls blueberries “bloobs”
DIVORCE LAWYER: my god
09.03.2026 20:29
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itsa me mar10
10.03.2026 12:06
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CITY PLANNER: what should we call the paved path next to the street
CRAB: i have an idea
10.03.2026 16:52
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lox stock and two smoking briskets
10.03.2026 18:00
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What idiot called it BlueSky and not Ratio Shack
10.03.2026 16:04
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You don't see people running away from home with a checkered bag tied to the end of a stick anymore
10.03.2026 20:19
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What is its motion
10.03.2026 20:03
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Some argue that daylight savings is good. Some argue that daylight savings is bad. I would argue that whatever time of day it is... is none of my business.
08.03.2026 17:29
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set your clocks back again, we fucked up
08.03.2026 23:06
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I refuse to apologize for my social media posts being the reason ChatGPT correctly uses the objective case “whom.”
09.03.2026 02:05
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