Lana Ryder

Hi

A lot of women are nasty asf.

Please stop posting about me 😭

Please donate anything if you can

If you see this I hope something good happens to you today ✨ something that makes you smile so hard you forget about your worries for a second.

Y’all actually find people you like & trust enough to fuck?

Thank you so much! It is much needed today 🤗

That might actually fix me lol

So how are you feeling today?

For you, of course.

Need a distraction from current events?

Tis the season 🎄

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please share. Picture of library aisle filled with books.

@goodwilllibrarian.bsky.social

If you see this, post a beach pic from your gallery

When @lanathepretzel.bsky.social drops new content.

Going to order some new fantasy dildos this weekend. Next week I’ll film a bunch of new videos. Might even film some partner content. Who knows?

From @x3social.bsky.social it's @lanathepretzel.bsky.social

I’m reading “Why Has Nobody Told Me This Before” and also “A Very Bad Thing” I like to read one non fiction and one fiction at a time. I alternate between the two because I read daily.

I’m going to do get to it right after lunch. Thank you for the inspiration and motivation always 😭💖 you are so appreciated!!

I feel like I’m in abusive relationship, I know I should just leave all together but I still keep staying and wondering why things won’t change 😭

I can exist here in peace but for some reason I’m over there yapping on that other app where people insult me 24/7. Am I ok?!

Gonna post some media here in a second, family time now 💖 Happy Sunday!

Wait this is dope! Idk why that other app couldn’t get it tf together.

Hey sweetheart! Good afternoon to you, hope you’re having an amazing day 😘😘

Can we post explicit here? What’s the vibes??

Hi! Is this thing on??