i spil my jice 🎣

seen earlier today in downtown san diego:

i think we all had a lot of fun and learned a great deal from democracy but let's not continue to deceive ourselves that the world will continue to exist next century if we leave it shackled to the fleeting whims of the moo-cow hoi polloi

USUALLY presidents getting blame or taking credit for gas prices (or local crime rates, or etc etc) is dumb, because it’s a commodity whose price is set on a global market, USUALLY for reasons having little to do with the White House’s occupant. But this is 100% directly Trump’s fault.

At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

“When they had crucified him, they divided up his clothes by casting lots.” - Matthew 27:35

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

he did in fact precisely expect boredom to be the cause, that “men will struggle for the sake of struggle, for they cannot imagine life without struggle”

the people stinted grandma woke of their pronouns and their land acknowledgements

naughty&playful: a study of the ayatollahs of the islamic republic of iran of anno hegirae 1400-1447

7). world-premier thuneburg initiates martial law and begins woke 3 a decade early and becomes kwisatz hapronouns

the people yearn for woke 2

"ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!"
- Trump to the Woke WSJ

1). trump starts a war with iran
[you are here]
2). gas prices destabilize
3). saudi october revolution
4). ukraine eu ascendancy
5). world abandons nonrenewables
6). greta thuneburg world premiership

WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt tells Fox News that a military draft is on the table.

It is frustrating to be at this point, where we have all been warning, for the past *decade* that the presidency was not a TV show and Trump's foolish bullshit was eventually going to cause a problem he could not fix or TACO out of and now we are here, the place we all knew we were going.

winnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a room ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a room

The belief in trans rights entering the median voters body as Trump makes gas cost $8/gallon

NEW SOYJACK JUST DROPPED

explaining a worldwide financial crisis to an american: imagine a burger that costs 300% more than it did in 2019

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

burger expensive

PEPFAR, the program to stop hundreds of thousands of children and adults from dying of HIV/AIDS, was $6.5 billion a year.

Glenn Beck: New Yorkers just realized the wild cost of Mamdani's Free Healthcare

socialism is stored in the childcare

most things are carcinogens if you use them too much, but when people say "carcinogenic" what they want you to think of is tobacco because it makes their shitty half-assed publish-or-perish slop more noteworthy. this is why california is Like That

i think there is a happy medium someplace between constantly stuffing your gullet with a1 triple fried horse gibblets 24/7 and hyperventilating because a lab mouse someplace deep in the heart of darkest california developed super double omega cancer from drinking tap water

Fruit was "just sugar", grains were "empty carbs", chicken "your grandfather wouldn't even recognize today's chicken", milk is "poison", and at some point you realize it's just an excuse to fuck with you because if it brings you pleasure, it will not be allowed.

how much cheaper and more dignified is this than just front to back "I'M WITH STUPID" for 20 pages

i'm jiggling my fat beast's idiot tumpy

AOC: This is about actual crimes happening in front of us. This is about shredding the Constitution and plunging us into war. This is about taking crypto money and money laundering… So if you’re asking me if I’d support impeachment, I do

they're not even that rich as monarchs go. the other monarchs say nasty things about their designer clothes behind their backs

*baudrillard voice* jack and soyjack