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Zach Lee

@rightfieldsucks

Video Producer, voiceover artist Chicago -> KU -> LA -> NY -> Portland, Oregon Nothing in my life has ever made me feel stupider than being a Bears fan. zhlee.com

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It’s exactly the same as last year. Impossible slumps. Horrible luck. Dunderheaded shit at the worst possible time. And above all, just never ever ever ever ever getting the big hit.

17.08.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Brewers are using a Game Genie. I’ve literally never seen anything like this.

17.08.2025 19:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cc: @rickyodonn.bsky.social

13.08.2025 16:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s by FAR the best Bears reporter out there and that’s been the case for many years

13.08.2025 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats on your hole-in-one on a driving range!

09.08.2025 18:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That pass was the Millenium Falcon doing the vertical 90 degree turn to slip through a tiny sliver of a canyon

08.08.2025 23:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Go to your local course around 5-6 pm, load up a couple podcasts, chip and putt your way to 90 in under a month of regular practice

08.08.2025 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Cubs vibe status has been reduced to DEFCON 3. It brings me no joy to report this.

06.08.2025 00:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so hard to enjoy the baseball right now. So, so hard.

06.08.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So torquey!

01.08.2025 19:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s your inference. I’ve seen plenty of reports of passes to DJ, not to mention a 24 hour cycle talking about schemed looks to get him free in space for YAC.

He’ll be right there at the top of the skill position touch list at the end of the year.

01.08.2025 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He got hurt in game 1, never fully recovered, and his touches were built on the worst passing concepts deployed in the nfl over the past several years. I am going to draft him in fantasy and dine on the proceeds all year.

01.08.2025 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw this and could not believe the phrasing. This is not basketball sicko parlance, this is a nonfan social admin trying to do a Hello Fellow Kids. You’re either in your bag or the discussion involves testicles and there is no middle ground

15.07.2025 19:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Colbie Smothers is…. Emmy Snubs

15.07.2025 19:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Brett,

unrelated to the tweet but I've been wondering: How would you go about calculating a player's batting variance vs his OPS+? I'm thinking about Ian Happ and my anecdotal take that his hot/cold spells are among the most stratified for a player of his OPS+.

16.04.2025 20:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His role as Gay Perry in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was pitch perfect and a huge part of what makes it one of my favorite movies

02.04.2025 14:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay that was be a pretty neat oven timer

23.01.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We loved s1 so much but it felt like they hid their best actors and gave a ton of screen time to some mehhhhh performances in S2. Steve Zahn was the absolute best though.

22.01.2025 01:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big believer that NFL teams need to work with musical instrument manufacturers to create unique fields goal DOINK sounds in every stadium. Like the different horns of Middle Earth, you’d know where you are instantly.

12.01.2025 19:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me. I’m in the burn book. 1-11 the last 13 seasons in my league. I feel like Andy dalton: always makes it to the big dance, always the first asked to leave.

23.12.2024 02:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jeepers creepers I hate this proposal for the Bulls. Getting two injury prone limited players on longer contracts back with zero draft compensation? How about just keep Zach and roll the dice because this ain’t it at all.

18.12.2024 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every big play looks like this

15.12.2024 21:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once I tried to quickly yell across my local coffeeshop for the manager to TAKE IT EASY. Then my brain juked at the last minute to HAVE A GOOD ONE. what came out was a very loud TAKE A GOOD ONE

14.12.2024 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That left handed finger wave for SETH is very satisfying

12.12.2024 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The absolute height of bullshit for the Cubs to have franchise-shattering transaction rumors that sound more imminent than street cart Thai food diarrhea only to be given two straight days of abject silence.

POKE POKE DO SOMETHING

12.12.2024 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really would love to make a list of former athletes who later in life look like they’ve never held a ball their entire lives. I told my lady Chris Collinsworth was an awesome NFL wide receiver and it took me pulling up his Wikipedia for her to believe it.

12.12.2024 16:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

first time i ever heard his voice was in response to "what did you have for breakfast this morning?"

"COFFEE. BLACK."

My dad snapped to attention in the next room

09.12.2024 19:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Portland Pride getting a reboot.

05.12.2024 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude you are a great basketball follow but good lord you’re a hot mess during birds games. I’ve seen shitstorms catastrophize less than you did during this one. Take a breath, it’s the nfl! Shit’s a constant mess and then whoops you won!

02.12.2024 04:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is Deni initiating so many half court sets? He feels like a natural secondary creator so I’m hypothesizing that the coaching staff has lost belief that Ant can get the team organized and make the correct reads consistently.

30.11.2024 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0