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Veteran, Los Angeles Angels, Denver Broncos, Kansas State Wildcats. I listen to power metal and red dirt country almost exclusively these days.

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Latest posts by Walrus Paulus πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ @walruspaulus

Farewell, Grant Seeker.

02.02.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a great night in Broncos Country! Bolieve!

18.01.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t read CECOT without thinking EPCOT.

26.12.2025 13:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy in Washingtonβ€”mighty Cena has tapped out.

14.12.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, it’s time to construct additional pylons again.

22.11.2025 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember Alf? He’s back, in Pog form!

17.11.2025 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff. You really have to keep an eye on it, though. It'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets!

15.11.2025 02:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The hardest part of growing old is knowing there is nothing to fill the Baja Bean Co.-shaped hole in my heart.

11.11.2025 05:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#ODU Go Monarchs!

14.09.2025 04:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Matthew 7:21-23

13.09.2025 22:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This team, while not great, had such a fun energy where it seemed we could take on anyone. Then Montgomery took over and it became about the same painful experience we’ve had for years. Truly night and day from what Washington brought to the team.

09.09.2025 11:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This rebrand is going to do wonders for all the mold in the barracks.

06.09.2025 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m broken into pieces…

30.08.2025 07:56 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

You should do black and white stripes next time.

22.08.2025 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Buc-ee’s opened a store in Poland, the world would explode. #bucees #kurwa

06.08.2025 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve always wanted to do mundane tasks with Tim Gunn. Things like grocery shopping, or stopping at the post office.

03.08.2025 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.07.2025 20:51 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.

21.07.2025 18:14 πŸ‘ 9034 πŸ” 2208 πŸ’¬ 548 πŸ“Œ 1662

In that condition, $5 could be about right.

20.07.2025 17:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine going into a coma while watching an episode from the first season Family Matters and waking up years later to the sight of Steve Urkell cloning himself and building a time machine.

17.07.2025 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you can't put the pieces together by now, we can't help you.

14.07.2025 21:54 πŸ‘ 10447 πŸ” 4031 πŸ’¬ 498 πŸ“Œ 210

What does this bill do about fixing Army barracks?

14.07.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Perry Minasian needs to be fired immediately. #Angels

13.07.2025 22:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There has never been a moment in my life where I thought β€œJack Black would make this better.”

07.07.2025 22:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't care if anybody ended up with the million bucks or not... McDonald's Monopoly brought us photographic evidence of Rich Uncle Pennybags playing a Sega Game Gear and that means we all won (1995)

06.07.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 180 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4

Had Clinton’s campaign not demonized Sanders voters and made up stories about them being sexist Bernie Bros things would have worked out differently.

01.07.2025 13:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

About 1,480 years.

24.06.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MHK #NoKings

14.06.2025 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A student asked me how his poster looked today, and I told him he must construct additional pylons and he said, β€œOh ok,” and after I walked away he turned to the kid next to him and asked what a pylon was and where it should go.

30.04.2025 00:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crimea is Ukraine.

19.04.2025 01:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0