I see he has his ass kissing lips on today.

The money made from strategic reserves sales goes directly into the Qatar account. Prove me wrong.

Nero has the moves

Jfc, we're all so stupid for putting up with this shit.

Maybe some Billie Squier, The Stroke comes to mind.

Yeah, I'm surprised poor people haven't revolted.

Oh you

The president has a right to lie to the American people, apparently.

Yeah, that's called capitalism. Rich people are awful sensitive to us peasants accusing them of price gouging, so we're just supposed to play along.

There is no investigation, lol.

Is anyone going to enforce international law? Nope, I'm pretty sure he skates on this, too.

Lucifer has a point

Sorry, sir, you can't shame the shameless.

Ayup

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Annie Oakley disguised herself as wallpaper and got her crack plastered.

Nice save.

Just another normal day in America.

Some say he's not dying fast enough.

Why do they all talk like third graders? With all apologies to actual third graders.

Charlie Kirk 101

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

Some say he's not dying fast enough.

Thank you. I'm getting tired of hearing how they're "not allowed to do things" after they did them without any pushback.

Damn that dude is stupid.