Dear god!
Dear god!
MF DOOM would love Claude using his music in their ads for their AI products. Iβm sure if he were alive, he would really love that π€¬
Facebook Reels commenters make idiocracy look like MENSA
"Coin used to pay for bus ticket in Leeds found to be 2,000 years old
The coin was given to a local bus driver decades ago and kept in a chest ever since"
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
A brown lop-eared bunny wears a red Mario-inspired cap with an "M" logo, laying on a tiled floor.
Why does ben shapiro look like Sam The Eagle from the Muppets?
Everyone is 12
When is the Everclear CEO gonna drink Everclear live on camera?
The Palestinian Rap Battles I see on TikTok are the only thing keeping me going at this point
RFK Jr. is a Smiling Friends character written by Meat Canyon. I will not elaborate further.
Despite the fact that a serial killer is the CEO of McDonalds, no amount of warmth from the Burger King CEO will convince me that Burger King isnβt hot garbage that isnβt even fit to be served to Guantanamo Bay prisoners.
Pink Pantheress and Charli XCX have done more for Britain than the royal family
Martha Mae Whovia be likeβ¦
The gold medal-winning figure skater came to the Milano Cortina winter games with a distinctive "raccoon" hairstyle β alternating rings of dark and light hair. Now, fans are following her lead. n.pr/40fx6AG
My current enemies are not in Iran, theyβre in the Epstein Files.
It could be argued that Big Guy is a slur for fat people
I donβt think flat earthers are stupid. I know theyβre stupid!
Lukewarm Take: if you say youβre friends with your bullies, then you werenβt really bullied.
Itβs wild how in less than 15 years, we went from not wanting anyone to know you use tinder to dudes having ai girlfriends
ACAB Includes Conways Irish Ale from the Great Lakes Brewing Company
The McDonaldβs ceo totally has bodies in his basement
As someone who people have speculated is neurodivergent since he was a child, I donβt wanna make assumptions about anybody, but I will sayβ¦
It is odd that Homer Simpson has extensive knowledge on trivia relating to both the Ayatollah and Grand Funk Railroad.
Is the extraordinarily attractive woman who matched with me on a dating app really a bot, or do I just have low self esteem?
Itβs not hyperbolic to say that Homer Simpson is more educated on the Ayatollah and Iran than donald trump
ICE recruits should be the first ones shipped off for βwar.β
Never ask:
A woman her age.
A man his salary.
Why itβs taking Pete Townshend so long to write that book.
I canβt believe it took me this long to realize that you donβt have to peel garlic cloves before dropping them in the pan to butter baste a steak
Motherfuck lord louis mountbatten, on god!
Motherfuck bill maher!