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SAY HER NAME AGAIN…I DARE SOMEONE #Survivor50

2 winners down. #Survivor50

Watching Joe play makes me regret how harshly I judged Josh Martinez on Big Brother. It does get worse for this archetype. The bar is quite literally in hell. #Survivor50

Jeff opening with Joe is so deliberate. He wants a live tribal so bad. #Survivor50

After watching Cirie scramble before a vote on BB25, I can see why this tribe is so conflicted. Nothing was ever set in stone except that Cirie wasn't going home. #Survivor50

Don't care who's next. Cirie has an advantage and is scheming with Financial Analyst Emily Flippen to boot a man. All is right in the world. #Survivor50

joe or ozzy can go please and thank you…. #survivor50

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Me performing ancient Chinese time magic to go to the past and make sure Joe goes home. #Survivor50

Ozzy using the idol as a damn cock ring is such an Ozzy thing to do. #Survivor50

Cirie's name hasn't been floated all episode. Please dear God, I don't want to hear it now. #Survivor50

Australian Outback was the only season where I think the negotiation was valid. It was a particularly harsh environment with the flooding and it was 42 days.

Okay, new school people are cooked when it comes to the survive part of survivor. No wonder they have to negotiate for rice constantly. #survivor50

No matter who's going to tribal, this is going to be absolutely wild. #survivor50

A Joetation...Christian I absolutely love this version of you. #Survivor50

After seeing that cramp, Mike White has to be so pissed he can't write story notes for the next season the White Lotus right now. He's gonna want to remember every detail #survivor50

That cramp is Ozzy's karma #survivor50

These new era people are too paranoid and the older players aren't paranoid enough. Neither is good for their games.

Aubrey straight up faceplanted and she was so sure she had that. #Survivor50

Mike is hot and FAST?!?! What can't this man do. #Survivor50

Que Taran’s favorite “I pooped my pants” Vince quote 😭 #Survivor50

Somethin from Flavor of Love walked so Christian could run. #Survivor50

Me crawling to the toilet after Taco Bell. #SNL

#snl

This fandom is a prison I fear I may never escape from. #heatedrivalry #snl

#ConnorStorrieOnSNL #SNL Oh they trying to murder me aren't they...

How Connor looked at us when we told him about Omegaverse fanfiction. #snl #heatedrivalry

coach is back to quote Martin Luther King and doing tai chi again oh it’s getting serious #survivor50

I'm really glad this ended up being the end of the episode. It lets him have some well deserved TV time with emphasis, cuz pulling someone mid episode always feels like an incomplete journey. #Survivor50

Kyle is really fighting to stay. I absolutely love this fight, and it's making me soooooooooo upset. #Survivor50