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@blairsandwich

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screen traffic showing cluster of cargo ships and tankers off the coast of dubai

screen traffic showing cluster of cargo ships and tankers off the coast of dubai

this isn't funny, ocean vessels only do this when they're extremely scared

12.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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14k-Mile 1994 BMW 850CSi 6-Speed Bid for the chance to own a 14k-Mile 1994 BMW 850CSi 6-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #233,737.

14k-Mile 1994 BMW 850CSi 6-Speed

11.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Drone strikes in Haiti.
Drone strikes. In Haiti.
By private contractors.
They’re killing Haitians for private profit & the world barely pays attention.
The story of Haiti is the story America likes to tell about itself. Except there, it’s true. And the west has never stopped punishing Haiti for it

11.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 1151 πŸ” 519 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 8
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our boy's on it

11.03.2026 06:35 πŸ‘ 3280 πŸ” 310 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 58

Damn

11.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least they can widen the deficit for when they get blamed for it.

11.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't make the devil your neighbor

11.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

What's up?

11.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@jaketapper.bsky.social is a racist piece of shit

10.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 196 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

this was one of the most fun games I got to try and witness so far at GDC

if you like to Have Fun Doing Party Games or Sports, you really should check out this video and/or the Steam demo

youtu.be/C_Coa2lRGbM?...

10.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This prose reeks of diet coke and rohypnol.

10.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this, that, and your mother

10.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should have been born rich, that's how to make it in most industries. Then you can just talk about it with your Senator over lunch.

10.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These poor folks are made to take a profit no matter what in tarnation is going on, lordy lord help them.

10.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We already hand tons of money directly to the farm industry who take profit and can never lose.

10.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe he is wearing that, it just plays into the stereotype.

10.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My markov chain has taken me hostage someone please help

10.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I also stole a database and am charging people to access it. I think it is alive and wants me to have more money or something bad will happen.

10.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Never Forget

10.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how am i supposed to forgive platner for working for blackwater when he’s lying and saying he didn’t work for blackwater

10.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will fall in line with true things.

10.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is not a serious comparison.

10.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

R's will always be able to count on the fascist third to fall in line and to police discussion. You can't police it that well.

10.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The screenshot + "get a load of this guy, teehee" is a cornerstone of journalism, democracy.

10.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad he's getting the surgery, rehab would take too long and the Bosox need him opening day.

10.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NYT doing New York Post articles.

10.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Haiti: Drone Strikes Put Residents at Risk Haitian security forces and private contractors working with them have conducted extensive and apparently unlawful lethal drone strikes.

"According to data reviewed by Human Rights Watch, at least 1,243 people in Haiti were killed by drone strikes in 141 operations between March 1, 2025, and January 21, 2026, including 17 children."

www.hrw.org/news/2026/03...

10.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 9

Blue ribbon panel to determine if the armed men in Trump paraphernalia might have an adverse effect on the comfort of voters.

10.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's the difference between Manhattan office space and a bomb?

10.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a tricky problem because once you grant anyone a safe seat corruption runs wild.

10.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0