demotivational speaker. 💕❤️

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*immediately zooms in*

Lord...let me prepare myself to watch two crazy ladies chat 🤭

If I don't act up on here, nations would unite just to locate me for an immediate lobotomy.

You tell them if you want it soft or crunchy then you get to drown it w/ powdered sugar shakers yourself.

Next, ya put peaches, strawberries, blueberries or raspberries on them.

Then put them in cute little bags.

I inhaled those things 🙂‍↔️ NEED IT

First 20 mins of Up. Easy money

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Anytime you say Kevin Samuels is something, I’ll remind you…was.

He “was”. 🪦

Died while under Big Marisol? Well yes!

My dad has never been divorced only to die up under a fat mexican prostitute in a 1 bedroom sublet and $1K to his name while telling his “friends” to do the opposite.

I know that much.

Fathers: 1, Kevin Samuels: 0

Correct!

I was raised by a MAN who just happens to be a devoted father and husband. Who still exemplifies the gold standard for his wife and children (even married). On all fronts.

THAT is why I think Kevin Samuels is feminine and a bitch boy.

I had to mute some of the freaky aunties on here. Hold on there Miss Patricia, it’s still daylight out

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

"Toodae wee wil be habbing a meeting about hoo can keel my huzzban for tree hondred dollar plees"

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Little baby Punch learned how to wave bye. What a sweet baby

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In this essay, I will elucidate the key moments that prove Flavor of Love was pivotal to TV and reality show culture....

and has unfortunately led to America's current presidential/political issues.

BREAKING

Staff at the US Embassy in Jordan were evacuated due to a threat.

Look how you ate that. 🤏🏾

"Toodae wee wil be habbing a meeting about hoo can keel my huzzban for tree hondred dollar plees"

I can't be the only one smh

Time is a circle.

Evergreen. Don't care about context.

Absolutely.

And America will accelerate your death if you don't pull your perceived weight in work by removing your rights and healthcare to make way for new young able bodied slave...I mean members of the workforce

If you want to understand Americans just ask yourself "do they care about other people" and remember that the answer is always "no"

Don’t forget to Google “Michael B. Jordan” and give him some flowers! He’s at 500k right now. I’ve given him 500 🤭💐

I wish 🤭 it was just near a big military base

Children in America are like...accessories. Not family.

Like a living Labubu if you will...America hates children and makes them pay simply for existing

Michael B Jordan is getting that Oscar. I will make sure of it.

The way that I'll bite the fuck out of every Academy member I can find if not...

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE.

Whatever happened in Jan and Feb is someone else's business, not yours.

Start fresh today 💅🏽

If you have Prime Video, there's a channel that shows all the episodes in like 2-3 hour chunks. Love it.