gracie

it might just be the lighting and this specific mirror and my ribs but we r possibly so back

GUYS MY ABS ARE SLIGHTLY BACK… SUICIDE POSTPONED

hells yeah brother

none

my biggest pet peeve when marking papers is when people use the word “proved”

this is psychology babe we don’t prove anything 😔

chrimas

let me cook!!!!

i dont think students understand how frustrating it is to have to deduct 10% of their grade because they submitted even a couple minutes after the deadline.

i dont want to have to do that especially if you’re submitting good work but my god please upload an hour before at most 🫠

my queens have forgotten i am straight edge cause they just offered me and i was like 😀 huh

having to politely stand while my friends smoke their blunts even though the smell of weed makes me wanna vomit 😔

what i get for not being patient i guess. time to sell some airpods 👍

LOL GUESS WHAT

i’ll be fucking devastated if i cant man lol

i feel genuinely unwell at the thought of trying to get stray kids tickets

gaslighted myself into thinking theyre on my desk in the office, AFTER ive bought new ones

if that is the case i will indeed be killing myself

i'm going to (remembers that suicide jokes are bad) download league of legends

3rd premier inn breakfast of the week guys i am killing it

lost my airpods its time to kill myself

touché

maybe walking around salford in torrential rain on sunday was a silly idea and perhaps queuing in 1 degree weather was also a bit silly

guys….i’m ill…

manchester yesterday + today, newcastle for work wednesday, and then london thursday + friday for work 😵‍💫

i need to learn how these asian girls do their makeup because my GODDDDDD the amount of FACES and mogging in the xg crowd last night

i love hotels because i can have 3 breakfast and nobody will care

john wick on da hotel tv. this is the good life

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packed for manchester :3

managed to leg press my own body weight finally 👍 and while on my period so thats a double win

I KNOW

ITS DEV PATEL……..