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David Dancer

@daviddancer

40-something problem child.

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12.12.2025 16:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just fed him like 30 minutes ago. 🫩

05.10.2025 22:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve broken *2* different chip clips this week. Two different styles and manufacturers. One really bumped me out because it was from my first Target run in LA when I got my first apartment alone. It was from that shitty 40-piece Chefmate kitchen set. I also ate a thc confection an hour ago.

16.03.2025 05:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This notification could have had a way better ending.

14.03.2025 04:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This app is missing a lot of content I desire. For example:

14.03.2025 00:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My cat printed on a cookie being eaten by my cat.

30.01.2025 03:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m guessing I’ve eaten at least 10 silica packets in my adult life. Almost 11 if you count the 1 I just coughed up from the bottom of this carton of Harry & David Moose Munch.

25.01.2025 04:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This restaurant is SO fancy. I can sense James Beard’s ghost haunting over the kitchen.

25.01.2025 02:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Viral chicken sandwich acquired. No Instagram needed, but Google Maps mislead me.

24.01.2025 18:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had Illustrator open and my brain is mush. 😔

24.01.2025 18:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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😐

24.01.2025 08:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Everyone’s a drinkfluencer now.

23.01.2025 23:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need to get to the office so I can sit and wait to buy Kraftwerk tickets while I pack up my desk. 😎

23.01.2025 16:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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~Status Update~

20.01.2025 06:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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😵‍💫

20.01.2025 03:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Adding cat content for the proper social media balance.

20.01.2025 03:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can people stop using Facebook Marketplace and go back to Craigslist? I still need to buy garbage to store in my closets.

20.01.2025 03:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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😔

20.01.2025 03:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will use this now.

08.01.2025 19:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today @ the supermarket (Fry’s), the recorded greeting playing over the intercom said “We hope you’re enjoying the holiday music. Thank you for shopping w/ us.” but the previous song was Tom Tom Club’s Genius of Love and now I’m wondering if it’s about Santa getting out of jail and doing cocaine? 🤔

25.11.2024 05:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0